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Jade Goody jokes
A challenger appears!
A challenger appears!

Q: What does Jade Goody have in common with an egg?
A: They'll both be in boxes in time for Easter!

Q: What are Jade Goody's kids getting for Christmas this year?
A: A new mommy!

Q: What's the difference between Jade Goody and an elephant?
A: Cancer.

Q: What's the difference between Jade Goody and a car battery?
A: I get annoyed when my car battery dies.

Q: What do you call Jade Goody in a wedding dress?
A: A shuttlecock.

Q: What's the difference between cervical cancer and Jack Tweed?
A: One eats out Jade Goody's cunt and the other's Jack Tweed.

Q: Jade Goody Has Had One Piece of Good News This Week.
A: She Fetched 10 Quid for her Hair Dryer on Ebay

Q: Jade Goody said that she was worried about loosing her hair because it might ruin her good looks.
A: At least she hasn't lost her sense of humour.

Q: Yea so I bought this Jade Goody calendar
A: Only goes up to march though.

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