ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO SUBSCIBE?!?!

SIGNS YOU PLAY TO MUCH COD

You grab your boss's briefcase, open it for 5 sec throw it out the window and say bomb defused.

Your dog jumps on you and you instinctively snap its neck

You jump off of a 10 story building cause you have commando pro

You duct tape a GPS device to the side of your paintball gun and start looking for enemies

You hear a siren and yell TACTICAL NUKE!!? IT'S ALL OVER

You yell "WE'VE BEEN EMPD! ELECTRONICS ARE OFFLINE" whenever the power goes out

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