Where Randomness Blossoms

@cartmankk2 Well I'm truly embarrassed by your spelling.

I drink milk at dinner because I like milk that much.

A dead body! Wait, you weren't supposed to know that...

So. Freaking. Funny.

@mym8srock I should hope junk food, since neither nuggets nor biscuits fall into the "fruit" category ;)

I've had a worse sleepover… 5 or 6 of us slept horizontally across my friend's bed. I was at the foot, and the person at the head (or somewhere up toward the top) kept pushing everyone down! I ended up on this little bench thing she had at the end of her bed and it was HORRIBLE.

Another time, on ...

I saw the commercial for "Awake"… It sounds a lot like Ted Dekker's series starting with a book called Black. Similar premise, but not really. The main character falls asleep in one world and wakes up in another and doesn't know if one or the other is real.

Also, my dad started laughing during th...

Did he really say "stupid o'clock"? That's how I feel...

If you can somehow get this to work, the YouTuber TotallySketch is quite the director, if you wanted someone else to direct your future feature film. He seems willing to direct anything, from a goofy Shane Dawson music video to a horror film called "Smiley". Only trouble is… He's in Cali. It'd be...

The Nose Picker.

Houston is the closest city to me I think… And that's still a 6 hr drive. Can't you come to Tulsa, or OKC? You'd love it here in OK!

Methinks thou doth protest too much, Shane Dawson and Lisa Schwartz.

Win. Epic win. How the heck did this come into being? It's AMAZING! I want one...

My science teacher has a shark "balloon" and it has a remote control and it can fly around the room. It's a sky shark.

Great message in there. Not my favorite (I have others that I love a lot), but I still like it very much. It really was a great song. Good idea guys :) I like how you handled the serious topic and made it encouraging. I'm sure this message hits home with a lot of kids watching.

Cute? Or Win?

Um…

I vote…

CUTE!

"Cray cray" is totally cray. And dead. Cray cray is dead.

I like them both, and they both make me laugh, but… Toby talks too fast for me...

I'm not friends with Express… Or Charlotte Russe. The clothes are sometimes really cute but I never find things that fit right or that look good on me and my body type. Or that I'm comfortable in.

Sephora has a lip stain that has the stain on one end and on the other a colored gloss/chapstick typ...

Any sequel to any movie. Some things just shouldn't be made twice...

NCIS. It's usually on almost all day on USA and with now 200 episodes there's always episodes I've never seen or haven't seen in a long time, and it never gets old to me. Though now I think I'd be watching up a storm of Big Bang Theory with my newfound love for it...

I troll by doing some good digging. Some real good digging.

This can apply to married couples too.

Only three Walmarts?? We have… Lots of Walmarts… Then again, Sam Walton had connections in the area. He may be an Okie but I don't remember… His sister had a house in my neighborhood though.

Cold… A bit rainy… Not today, but the past few days have been.

I don't approve of the gay lifestyle, due to my beliefs. I know a few gays myself and love them dearly. But that is completely ridiculous. The "One Million Moms" need to find something else to concern themselves with. Why don't they, instead of worrying about what spokes person a department store...

This is so not true… My brother brushes his teeth, runs his fingers through his hair to make sure it looks school dress code legal, and I think that's about it. Maybe a 2 minute shower. Not nearly as funny… But much truer.

WIN

Me. I mean, why not? She could carry all my crap for me and make me food.

The video is good. But the song… I'm still iffy on right now.

I wonder how many people who didn't watch the Super Bowl were confused when he briefly described the "buttdown" at the beginning...

Heating up when cold. As a horse back rider in a state that has extremely hot and humid summers, it gets to be pretty miserable. It's a whole lot easier for us to warm up when it's cold, by wearing long underwear and lots of layers as well as the exercise of riding, and it's more comfortable for ...

Cute!