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He's trolling, you dumb fucks. Hook, line, and sinker.

This version is indeed much better than the original. FAR superior. The music to the original is too tame for this lyrical content.

@MrMarkodevil

Good thing that isn't the word, right fuckface?

@Transilvanian666

No, that's not what I said at all. All I said was that there was nothing sarcastic about this.

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@rawman44

You're aware that he's a comedian, and the lack of enthusiasm, the terrible video, the lyrics, and the outfit, all part of his gimmick, right? ...

@jokingguy

Because he's not saying "man-lovin'," he's saying "man-FUCKIN'." The word "fuck" isn't allowed on US television, except in very particular rare circumstances (i.e. Comedy Central's late night stash).

I remember when I was 16...

I'm not really one to judge, but that dude in the gas mask... is he fucking serious? Like, for real - he's fucking serious? He's wearing a gas mask for a shock effect of zero. What in the ACTUAL fuck.

THIS IS GRIND. FUCK. NOT METAL.

HI. FUCKING RETARDS. THIS IS NOT METAL. THIS IS GRIND. GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND. THIS ISN'T METAL.

@IACDCI

If by "nutcase" you mean "one of the only people on American news that can be trusted," sure. Yeah, both sides have fucked up royally, there's no denying that. There's also no denying that the right has royally fucked up just a little bit harder than the left (I'm independent btw, no bi...

@skoi87

That is paid for 100% by the recording company. The recording company owns their jets, not them.

@IIGaMeSlaVe540II

Yeah, I guess it's a good thing then, that 30 fps is perfectly smooth the human eye, and anything above that is wasted, right?

That glass is designed to withstand blunt forces, like a skateboard, for example. Hell, you'll have a hard time smashing newer glass windows with a *hammer.* Something like this, a life hammer, h8ttp://saveyourlife.8us/Life8­Hammer.html, (remove the 8's) will break a car window, however. Note the...

I can't really stand Michael Moore, but this was both amazing and hilarious.

Name of the first song?

Dat ass...

If by "best band ever," you mean "not even in the top 100," sure.

@SyluxGT

Actually, the Links are not related.

@UGOTIGOT101

Well you can never be too sure with comments on this site. This is Youtube, after all. ;)

She's quite the little hottie.

@GlassCtiy

Amen to that. Her legs are so fucking amazing that I think I'd bust a nut just touching them.

It's actually "sleight of hand," not "slight." There's no such thing as "slight of hand."

@b82b14

You don't actually know what comedy is, do you? Do you know what makes comedy funny? THE FACT THAT YOU CAN RELATE TO IT. Why did Louis C.K.'s bit about stamps at the post office have you rolling on the floor? Because you've been in that situation before, you know exactly what that feels...

@SgtAwesome6

Yes, I'm sure that because of this video, a pretty common saying was put into Duke Nukem Forever. Right.