About this user
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Welcome to the outreach page for the Cult of the Holy Papaya.
The Cult of the Holy Papaya is the fastest growing religion on YouTube.
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I, the YouTuber normally known as megoofychick, have come to share with you the divine commandments I have received from The Holy Papaya, The One True Goddess.
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The Holy Papaya is all wise, most forgiving.
Men among the True Believers, shame be upon you. You are forbidden any clothing other than that which Papaya hath allowed - a loin cloth. For surely this is pleasing to the Papaya.
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The Papaya commands that by those men from whom ye Women fear ill-conduct, force the men to scrub the toilets, forbid them from touching the remote control, and smack them with wet towels across their buttocks. Should they then desist in their ill-conduct, permit them to massage your feet. For the Papaya is all-knowing, wise.
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And when the Holy Month of FruitFest hath passed, seek out the MangoTheists, for they are the most treacherous of unbelievers! Smite them at their stems! Prepare for them each fruit bush! Should they desist and turn to the One True Tropical Fruit, leave them. For the Papaya is most juicy, highest in vitamin C.
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O Papayans, shrink not from your duty. The Papaya hath commanded thee to spread Papayanism by the paring knife. For the true Believers there awaits a Paradise of facials and pedicures. This shall be your reward. For the Papaya is most stylish.
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Also, The Holy Papaya said everyone has to sleep with me.
Really! She did!
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