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Thank you for uploading this, I used it in a presentation today. ^_^

Hey, where'd all his testosterone go?

All of the comment sections for these pony videos have sexual comments . . . but what does it mean? :|

Lauren Faust: FUCK YOUR PHYSICS, I HAVE PONIES.

Spoiler alert: The problem is rape.

*sings* Oliver, Oliver, never before has a boy wanted more . . .

Dat last second. O.O And people still say this is a kid's show . . .

*readies shotgun* I finally have a reason.

Rarity: I AM YOUR GODDESS NOW, BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS!

Molestia: Excuse me, bitch?!

Rarity:@.@ . . . uh oh.

The sex was AWFUL!

@pig199fly200 Yup. :)

I dunno, Pinkie Pie. Meth is a hell of a drug.

Congratulations, Rainbow Dash. You're the new Applejack.

Applejack: Then what does that make me?

Me: Meh, I dunno. I can't be arsed to keep track of who's what around here, with Fluttershy being a tree and all that nonsense.

@kidd380 Lol, that sounds dirty even without seeing Celestia's actual expression. :)

@Vibros870 Damn it, you stole my comment.

My reaction . . . no, EVERYONE'S reaction to the end of "Breaking Dawn".

So . . . where exactly would Fred (that little motherfucker with the high-pitched voice, not the one in this movie) fit in?

It's official. Marlon Brando has come back from the dead in pony form.

There are CLOPFICS of us?!

Simply lovely. I'm a huge Satie fan, and it's always nice to hear such a beautiful rendition of one of his best pieces. Keep up the good work!

*retches*

@PoliOver18 The internets. You win them. All of them.

I don't like "Need You Now" all that much, but it sounds good in polka form.

@MaddieJane Yes, but those memories were FALSE. He has said that himself. What you just said proves absolutely nothing. He lied to millions of people. He scammed everyone who bought that book. And by the way, the book isn't even that well-written. It's amateurish drivel that thinks it's "art" bec...

Of course you are.

7:12 @_@ What the hell WAS that?! It sounded like a dying robot animal.

Hey, I think I saw this production! Ursuline Academy, right?

@TomTheFounder YES PLEASE. Only not some rushed, half-assed direct-to-video shit. A REAL movie, with a big budget and a theatrical release and all the show's voice actors and Lauren Faust directing and everything. That would be AWESOME. ^_^ Is there any way we could contact Lauren Faust about this?

I mean "Uh-oh, Spaghetti-Os!"

*"The More You Know" graphic appears*

Ladies, please. Control your orgasms.

A note to all guys: This does not work on girls in real life. And I should know . . . :( FOREVER ALONE.

Gilda: I SEE all those sex jokes swimming around in your mind. Don't even think about typing them.

Applejack: Oh, Twilight. You don't have to hide your feelings from me!

In Soviet Equestria, apples buck you!

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT CUPCAKES, DAMMIT!