About this user
A big shout out to all you out there in the world, you're all looking stunning...hey wait a sec, why am i filling this section with stuff about YOU, this is the 'about me' section LOL. So lets give it a second go. My name is Cullen Peter Haynes, ma friends call me Cull, the Wutangs call me "C-dog," the peaps in town call me "MAGIC BOY," my Emmy calls me Bubba, but you can call me MASTER. I live in a lil Rural town on teh border of NSW and VIC known as Albury/Wodonga; and no we're not imbred LOL. Its exactly like Melbourne, minus the trams, the beach, the shops...and the nightclubs...and the sites...actually scrap that, its nothing like Melbourne at all :) I am a fun-loving, non-satanic, K-mart hating teen, who just recently fininshed working for Big W. I love taking long walks on the beach and folicking in the sand....well along the Murray River....well along the Muddy Puddle atm, hanging with my posse on the town (Go Alby's), Fc*king peaples minds up with magic, talking :), annoying customers and of course just being able to just enjoy life, follow my goals, and also being able to laugh at myself...and of course being with my radiant girlfriend EMMA!!! xoxoo. You may not believe this, but one day I hope to be a Children's Doctor...not in the Michael Jackson way, but I figured kids seem to enjoy being flipped out by magic the BEST, and also if I have to remove a kidney or something I can always cheer em up a lil bit "Hey lil man, your kidney's failing...but look whats behind your ear!!! BIG COIN haha" and besides, if I operated on someone I knew I'd probably laugh, accidently slip, and cut the oxygen unit with my scalpal...so if pain persists, I probably left my wristwatch in your stomach, so go see Doctor Nick 'Hi Everybody'!!
btw never ask a German for a cigarette, I did once and he shouted 'NINE!!!!!'...but i only wanted 1 :)
Age
23
Hometown
Bridgewater (Adelaide)
Country
Australia
Occupation
Student/Magician/Boyfriend/Sales Employee
Companies
Big W
Schools
Xavier High School/ Uni of NSW
Interests
I love spendin time with my Emmy, running, playing Texas Holdem, travelling, hanging with my posse (again), moving wet floor signs to carpeted areas, and of course freaking the odd person out with some magic.
