Cullend

Well, I don't think I've ever actually written an about me. I think by posting my favorite quotes, you should be able to figure out the kind of person I am.

From Facebook-
Me: "Hmm. Sherman Clay Pianos. I didn't know they made pianos out of clay."
Patrick: "I think that's the guys name..."
Me: "Oh. well I feel like a jack ass."
Patrick: "Yeah.."
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"When life hands you lemons -- no, you know what? fuck lemons!"
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Anonymous 1: "I sing for the joy at the works of your hands"
Me: "You're talking about Obama, right?"
Anonymous 2: "I don't think he is dude i believe he is referring to Jesus."
Me: "right. So Obama?"

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