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Actually, the international radio code is "zulu"

I think I'm going to call this victim Maurice, because this is the Bolero of prank calls.

@stuckonautomatic You know what would solve this? A quick Google to '"full metal jacket" deutch subtitles'. Lessee...

I've found a few, and I don't know this line is, but searching through I get:

-Name, Fettsack?

-Sir, Leonard Lawrence, Sir!

Rauf da, Fettsack!

Weil du ein widerlicher Fettsack b...

Oh dear! I just Googled 'josh chicago escort' and got a ton of hits on GAY escorts :-O

That chick was dying to know how bored you were and you wouldn't tell her!

I think you need to go back and do some more fact-checking. The Gospels were inscribed well before 100 years after. You seemed so enlighted on Doc Zone. Oh well.

Wow, this guy's great! There any more of him?

@froggy9191 Yeah, that's the stuff. You can't hurry this. No, you want to take 4 PAINSTAKING months to come up with a masterpiece like this zinger.

But to people who

@EmotionalShredd You are thinking of the Japanese. Not all Asians are like that.

Is that Bill Gates or the wheelchair guy you've got half way?

Sounds like the guy in the turbine is a Good, Bad and the Ugly fan

Fuck, why haven't more people thought of this??

Sounds like she was prepared for eccentricities on the phone.

Are you sure you got the right place? This guy's genteel speech doesn't exactly scream sex industry.

That Angry Father has some EXCELLENTLY retarded lines

@1ex1uger Yeah, well, I'm wondering... if he was a REAL dude

Maybe this is why I had to go out of the country to get married. I lived all my life in Mtl and the women there... weren't very classy, shall we say

And I thought Stuck in an Elevator Guy was hilarious when he got so mad he started talking jibberish!

Ow! I kinda wish I hadn't heard Duncan say that

@frankgarrettdowhat It's when she says "fuck my box" right?

I don't think decent people deserve to be threatened like that

@hyperdeath84 Yes, that one angry instance is racist, but I think it's a bit weak to make a pet name out of that.

This is the only call to her, isn't it? 'Shame. She has so much love to give

All all insane people where this crazy, there'd be a lot of psychiatrists out of work

This doesn't sound like a call to me

@purpledrone Stop being such a pussy!

She looks like a nice lady

@thepranksterdj I know. I hate decent people like that taking that shit

They got sex shops open on Sunday morning? Business must be amazing

@ReThinkingTheism You're right, I did miss it. I usually think of atheism the way that is more unabiguously refered to as "positive atheism". I believe that is the image most default to when "atheist" alone is used.

Incidentally, the first place I came across that "bald"\"hair colour" quote was ...

I really hate the Chinaman as a soundboard--he's just so annoying. But I've been curious for a long time about how it all started, so thanks.

Amazing how hilarious such bargain-basement animation can be! 'Cracks me up, every time I see his mouth going to "oh, you ... stupid sunuvabitch yew!"

The delays could have been trimmed out. It doesn't sound like Germany, though.

Hmm... did I hear 0:40 that right? Duncan is hurting people w/medical problems?

Did you text him back the URL of this vid?

What makes you think he's your biggest, and not any of these other fanboys with their hanging tongues and pitched tents?