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@SlimShady707 i'm just saying don't be mean

A friend of mine wrote a song like this before it came out. It went like this: you got them shady shades just to hide your face, you think you're cooler than me

@xVuZ3 Mike Posner said you think you're cooler than me?

i did it, but i barely had the pencil hanging on, and when i clapped the third time, it fell on my audience. thumbs up!

what about my sister?

o wow. he felt terrible. i would cry if i failed on accident. fuck i'd kll myself

0:52 is where it starts. thumbs up so people know!

@dboot90 you did NOT see the ball ricochet off his cheek bone?!?!?!?

fucking pussy

i say you let him TAKE a base home for that one

@Patrik2407 they got abbreviations now... GTA IV FTW! lol yay! short spellings! Ya! nvm...

@jakersdaman no, they'd have 10000000 or so more dollhairs than me

thumbs up if you laughed when he was like, "ahahaha! boom! pinnochio!"

@iruleu2011 thats what makes them a bird. And i swear to god if someone says, "no its not. its the molecular stratizational abilities of their knostratuphodens in which they can relate to the earlier crontizaceous flying mommogulars we call birds", i'll kill u.

wtf? jesus was a jew? why would his own people kill him? he wasn't mean! hell, he made water into wine! aww shit!

@askmygirlfriend nice comeback! i like it....

@askmygirlfriend WOAH! i like it....

If there is fetical matter and you lick it out, you could get Ecoli and die very quickly if not properly treated.

ok. no lie, but i'm 12 and i was at a tournament yestyerday and coach had me pitch. i pitched 9 throws one inning. 9 of them were strikes!

@ohcysp10 i think it's cuz he has to walk to work when normal people have a car. i think thats his point

i showed this to my grandpa and afterward i asked him if he liked it and he said, "whys that nigger singing?" lol

black dude with a red bandana is FTW! thumbs up if you think so!

@BackDoorFreak07 i did the same thing! i saw this vid on the side so i was like wtf? then i clicked on it. here we are

@askmygirlfriend i think his ruler was backwards! lol

Question... when i masturbate, i have to stop after about a minute because my legs start shaking and it feels almost too "good" to do it a lot longer, so i have not ejaculated. How do i get over this, or is it normal?

i went gay for 2 minutes.

thumbs up if you saw vagina and clicked lol

lol. on the side theres an ad of "see photos os gay singles in Waverly" lol thumbs up

@Bubbleygurl202 who made the word lisp describe what it means and still have an s in it? its bs. the word lisp means you cant pronounce the s correctly, yet if someone woul;d ask you what speech prob you had, you couldn't say lisp cuz you got one. it should have been something else. thx for your ...