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@golffreak68 lmao. I completely agree with you about Terri. She looks unbelievable and probably my favorite performance of this song. The drum beat and lead guitar the last minute is awesome.

@eksocorg lol that's awesome............

Before my girl got pregnant we were as careful as can be.

We used the pill and condoms, even an IUD.

When her test said "positive" it really did alarm her.

That baby's gonna come out dressed in very heavy armour.

None of us got flattops partner.

@caddop22 Brent's Roy. Very talented phone pranker.

@wizardmori I was thinking the exact same thing. Excellent analysis.

God bless you Glenn Beck for bringing the truth to those who do not know Jesus Christ as their savior.

For it is each man's destiny to die, and after that the judgement.........your site is is garbage............. MAYGOD BLESS JOHN HAGEE AND SHOW GODbGONE THE WAY TO ETERNAL LIFE............................

@Scorge90 If you're gonna make up limerick's and post them, make sure they're funny. That limerick sucked!!

@emgee96 Great comment bro...........i have never understood why a person's race, nationality, or religion makes a difference to so many people. We are all "ONE HUMAN RACE" and our brothers and sisters in Japan need our help whether it be financially, physically, or spiritually. That's what life ...

Sorry I'm late with you delivery. I got a little sidetracked..........

A perfect Minnesota walleye chop...............

Isn't that Greg Brady when they're in Hawaii?

That's a perfect walleye chop up here in Minnesota.

That's a good walleye chop up here in Minnesota.........

I saw a boy on Oprah who had HDADD.

High Definition ADD's the terminology.

He can only concentrate a couple times a year.

But when does he see's things incredibly clear.

Today my wife went to the doctor for a physical exam.

He said "Please go behind the curtain and remove your clothing, Maam'".

When she finished she said "Doctor, will my clothes right here be fine"?

He said "No, just put them over here right on top of mine".

@flagpoonage.......I totally agree with you. There's nothing better than shittin' in my diaper while listening to the cool sound of Summer Breeze.................

Gavma say's we're fools and clowns for making up our own lines.

"Leave the rhyming to the pros", he complains and whines.

Gavma you whine like a girl, "Mom, it isn't fair".

I bet right now you're wearing a pink ribbon in your hair.

My wife was trying to poison me, I know that this sounds weird.

But soon after I realized this she strangely disappeared.

Detectives have been watching me, they're trying to build a case.

And I am the top story tonight on Nancy Grace.

I remember on that fateful night it was quiet as a mouse.

When I saw my neighbor running quickly by my house.

I was on the second floor watching from above.

I still remember yelling "Hey O.J., you dropped your glove".

You're welcome!!

A man with two pricks from Azores

Had one small and one big as a bores

It was his wife that he'd stick

With his undersized prick

But the big one was for bitches and whores

A do-it-yourselfer named Alice

Used a dynamite stick for a phalus

They found her vagina

In South Carolina

And a part of her anus in Dallas

This version of this song is so amazing it puts you in a different world while listening to it.

If I won the lottery I'd travel here and there.

Or maybe sit around all day in my underwear.

I'd travel to Wimbledon to see Serena and Venus.

Or maybe just have surgery to enlarge my penis.