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Originally, the rhetoric about "family values" expressed concern over poverty (particularly in the rural south) not the sex and love lives of strangers. It's quite frightening when people try to pass legislation concerning people's private lives, for a plethora of reasons.

@USSCannonFodder I agree, humor is one of the best skills a teacher can have. I once had a history professor who was really annoyed at the fact that he had to start lecture at 8am in front of a bunch of snoring frat boys, so he used to throw a few things he made up into his lecture to see if they...

I'm so jealous! You've got the perfect spot!

Agents here are douchebuckets (Los Angeles/Hollywood,) I don't know if Jo would be able to tolerate much from them if she did go along with the hand gesture, it takes a lot of bottling things up and keeping quiet and the inability to keep her mouth shut is what makes Jo so fantastic.

@WritingJenny73070 But then they could trap you in malls. I don't wanna spend my life in Victoria's Secret it's too damn pink!!!

Bioshock

That's it I'm leaving the states.

I think Golden Retrievers were bred as water dogs, so it makes sense that he's more comfy in the water than most. So cute!

@SunMoonFamilyGuy those lessons only apply if you value yourself and your life.

@Spooie Unless they just had the anti venom backstage, cuz I've definitely seen other people bring venomous snakes on Conan's show with their fangs intact.

@bored0stiff Yeah she is, the cast was almost completely made up of comedians, one of the reasons it was so great I think :)

@heinzie5 lol

crap now I'm hungry

This demonstrates the difference between a woman and a girl- in a very funny way. Well, Mitchell and Webb are always funny.

Oh Alan, nobody actually thought you were stupid!

Fuck. I should quit stand up right now.

@Slipknot808 Unless you knew you were talking to British people and didn't want to have that spelling argument with strangers on the internet ever ever again.

@ameliamlu12 That's not true, we know about France! That is, we know it exists and to fear it.

@freddy2fan Seriously, he had a promo for his comic book recently (which is a fantastic book btw) where he's almost naked, looks half his age. Because of Scott I'm afraid I'm gonna become one of those women who complains about how all the 'good ones' are gay.

@PizzaParty101 Yeah he's often made fun of his Irish ancestors, I wish I could link you guys to him talking about the potato famine, so funny.

@TheHigherVoltage There's a great Woody Allen joke, I dunno if people in the UK know it as well as we do so it goes: A guy in Jerusalem spends every morning of his life praying at the wailing wall for fifty years. He prays, puts notes inside, etc. Finally a tourist asks him 'What are you doing?" ...

I've gotta say I've never met another American who believes in the rapture crap, but if Stephen Fry says it there's probably some truth to it. 50%...wow... we must've built a substantial amount of trailer parks in the past few decades.

@spruzen I think Graham didn't realize you have to walk like that in a tube dress lol. Congratulations!

@gracefulangels I have no fucking clue how Letterman still has a job- he has no idea how to talk to comedians (and I thought he was supposed to be one,) he's agonizingly condescending especially to women, and once in awhile he decides to take even the most surreal jokes literally just to be a dic...

So she's been doing what Yoko Ono just thinks she's been doing. Cool.

@inkblotreject I remember a teacher telling us that rhyme and saying "unless it's weird...or science...or eight... you know what, just look it up."

Until women are looked upon as representing only themselves and not women in general, Ruby Wax shouldn't be a comedian (And Michelle Bachmann shouldn't be a politician but that's a given anyway...)

To the person who uploaded this, I love you. I want to have your babies.

@Weslo2 I thought so too as we also have the largest vocabulary and very odd rules and coloquialisms but then again bootes may be right we have no male and female nouns or conjugations dependent on gender, no double negatives, and often singular and plural third person conjugations are the same. ...

That cricket chirping thing makes a lot of sense, I come from southern California and they won't SHUT UP!! I love Sandi's comeback, she's always good for some clever wit :)

@archontic OMG somewhere I'll fit in! My dream is to perform stand up at the Edinburgh fringe, now I wanna go even more...

@ASparrow1 is there a support group for this?

Is John Sessions gay? I hope so, or else my friend is right and my gaydar is the worst on Earth.