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CrateofStolenDirt
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Though I hold advanced, award-winning degrees in logicology and theoretical civics, and served for a time as chief Professor of Science at the university of Princeton, I now earn my daily bread as a dirt thief.
I head an elaborate underground (figuratively speaking) operation whereby my cohorts and I sneak onto the property of wealthy landowners in the dead of night, ingeniously cart out several tons of soil undetected, and resell it for frice its market value.
This illicit (and I suppose one could argue ignoble) activity pays my bills while I cultivate the fruits of what is to be my real vocation, the development and marketing of a crowd control device I'm designing, which consists of a camera with advanced facial recognition software mounted onto a low intensity laser, which fires a beam that damages the target's credit rating (particularly painful in this economy) without inflicting any lasting physical harm.

Among my auxiliary activities, I've nearly finished my screenplay 'Indiana Jones and Digging Site B-1377-H" (*this* one could work) and in my own real life archeological activities I think I may well be about to uncover the lost recipes of Fiorello Boyardee.


My prize possession is a large, sterling zinc, eighteenth century gardening hammer.

My idea of a fine evening is to put on my favorite dental music, curl up beside the aquarium, and pore over a crackling good tax law catalog whilst sipping a hot mug of fine mustard.

Your whore is a mother.


You're looking at me like I just threw a block of cheese at your cat.
Hometown:
Oak Bend, Wisconsin
Occupation:
Dirt thief and brown market dirt dealer
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Channel Comments
IIEII (2 weeks ago)
memyself would not be so much concered
about the agent's acting on the pneuma though,
but its impact on the *pneumatic system* (thing on which the
ease and comfort of the former haevily relies ( ask now nfro mold !!! ))
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this should not have been written... and you are friendly asked to delete it !
(not before long, and we will have found back to *our* steady-and-stoic-ways* (Godwilling) ;)
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*)Googlebelieving there is *no other* what follows this noble path !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!
IIEII (2 weeks ago)
yes, thx for all those wonderfull postings !
(see, this \/ is what canabis will do *to* you :)
irstaxdebthelp1 (1 month ago)
I loved this video!!! Thanks for posting it!
hymnofashes (4 months ago)
War Criminals turn me on. Did you know that Fidel Castro had a woman in his room who was paid to assassinate him, pointing a gun at him, and he just sat there naked, and said 'go ahead,' and after she lowered the gun, he added calmly 'You see? You can't kill me. No one can."
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