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Not so creative script writing! CrameronDiaz 15 views An episode of Glee, which originally aired September 27th 2011, uses a line to promote the dumbness of a character. The only problem is it's the same line from an episode ...
The origin of the boing-oing-oing sound effect CrameronDiaz 82 views Even all the way back in 1957 there was proper audio accompaniment when a guy took notice of some fine female scenery. Here we have Bachelor Father's Bentley Gregg, showin...
Trivia for big dummies! CrameronDiaz 46 views Know your heritage quiz with BB King and his crew. It's enough to drive a trivia host mad I tell you. It's Dave not Elizabeth you big dummy!
Mondello vs. Mertz CrameronDiaz 786 views Two all-time television titans square off in a clothing store.
Smoking coffee in a Meerschaum pipe (good times) CrameronDiaz 2,712 views Smoking coffee in a Meerschaum pipe. Yet another valuable life lesson taught to us by Larry "Emphysema" Mondello. I always liked Larry Mondello and Eddie Haskell. It w...
Unbelievable closed captioning error during TV broadcast (coincidence?). CrameronDiaz 60,807 views I recorded a few episodes of Gomer Pyle recently. One night I turned on the captions since I had the fan on and couldn't hear that well. To my surprise, surprise, surpris...
Can you spot the famous extra in this scene? CrameronDiaz 69,804 views I was watching an episode of Gomer Pyle USMC and noticed someone in the background of a scene that looked very familiar.
Hey those aren't rosin bags!!! CrameronDiaz 359 views A Boomer Wells look-a-like gets to 2nd base during a ballgame. Crosby's not the only one playing 2nd base teehee : )
C Thomas Howell transforms into Pony Boy CrameronDiaz 1,429 views OK, this is a little gay the more I think about it. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Here we have C Thomas Howell, aka Pony Boy(apt nickname) from "The Outsider...
Doctor with a familiar voice (wait for it...) CrameronDiaz 473 views I saw this commercial and couldn't help but find the voice of this Doctor a little familiar. It makes me wonder if Frank Oz himself was puppeteering this very lifelike Doc...

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Someone told me once that I seem intelligent. This caused me to laugh like Butthead & say "uh huh huh huh, you said seem in"

I wish Tommy John's name would have been Dick Trickle.

KimKardashian & her mom spent over $100K on handbags in Paris. I think I'm going to create an NFL player replica nutsack handbag.

So Youtube gets over a billion hits a day. No truth to the rumor they're changing their name to Rihanna.

I heard Scarlett Johansson kissed Sandra Bullock at the MTV movie awards. Poor Scarlett, I doubt the botulism goes well with emphysema.

Does invigorate mean to cover with oil?

One day I hope to meet someone who is deaf and intelligent.

Finished up watching "Yentl", what a terrific film it was...................................for me to poop on!!!

I was just contemplating which is more dangerous: being a former lover of Ashton Kutcher or a former cast mate of Conrad Bain. Now that's what I'm talkin' bout.

Tried to make a panini sandwich but I only have bread. So I grilled 2 slices w/nothing inside. I'm calling it the falconheene®

I'm carrying scissors in 1 hand & a mirror in the other & am about to run under a ladder directly into the path of a black cat.

Whew! I'm OK, I didn't poke my eye out w/the scissors. Didn't break the mirror, the guy on the ladder landed safely & the black cat well....

The black cat turned out to be a dog! A dog that was very angry w/me! So I told him Lassie was really a male. http://twitpic.com/1qzrj1

Shouldn't the "Wyld Stallyns" be atop the Billboard charts by now?

Wondering what ever happened to Patty Duke's twin cousin?

How come palindrome is spelled emordnilap backwards?

#nogotvshow Dahmer and Greg

Ignorance is bliss. Whatever bliss means?

#sowhoseidea was it to make the "be kind rewind" stickers? Well whoever it was they're probably saying "be kind can u donate a dime?" now.

Don't act like you never wondered why they carry small sizes at Wal-mart?????

#dumbroastjokes Hey, how come there's no children here at the roast 2nite? I hope it wasn't because Tommy Lee had a pool party b4 the show.

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I love the first half of morality plays.

A study suggests watching hours of TV daily shortens your life. If this was true I would of been a stillbirth.

It would be cool to see a preview for a film coming in June, entitled "Ward Cleaver".

I was watching Late Night with Fallon and noticed w/the captioning on you can sometimes read the punchlines before they bomb.

I've always longed to be on Wheel of Fortune's final round. Forget the $, I just wanna select "sometimes Y" as my vowel.

I love talking to strangers about a book I bought based solely on the cover. It was a how to on counting unhatched chickens. #sayneverendeavor

Saying this to a girl got me slapped the other day. "You have really beautiful eyes--I can totally see my reflection in them."

#grosswithoutshoes Jogging at the dog park.

#sometimesiwonder where all of the unfound Easter eggs go. Do they hide with the socks that vanish from the laundry?

On a chilly night a few years ago I got up & put my robe on but accidentally put it on backwards-thus I invented the Snuggie

I failed to break the sound barrier today. I went outside and started yelling as loud as I could until sirens drowned me out.

If Shania Twain married Shia LaBeouf she would become Shania LaBeouf.

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Gimme a break, I sure deserve one..dah..da..da..da..da..dee..dah. Got Nell Carter in my head, I know a stiff neck is coming soon.

Someone tell me how Bruce Jenner's DNA passed on to his step-daughters, who seem to share his penchant for pole vaulting.

Can't figure out how to get the confounded 3G coverage map hologram to pop up out of the Verizon phone.

I had a horrible dream last night. I was watching Youtube vids & every single one was narrated by Bob Saget & accompanied by corny music.

Thought of a good way to annoy people. Your comedy routine is bombing at Apollo Amateur Night & as the crowd boos u say "let's hear it for Martin Luther King Jr."

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to call Depends undergarments Deep Ends?

I went to Taco Bell last night and after 5 minutes of studying the menu I ordered tacos.

My friend got a parrot recently. He only knows two words, hello & crackers. The cool thing is he always says them together.

If a dog breaks a mirror would it be 49 years of bad luck?

Dreamt I was on Jenny Jones show. It was about revealing secret crushes. Next, I know "Rude Jude" walks out. Please rob me of my thoughts Lord

If Marlee Matlin fell in the forest and no one was there to hear her would she make a sound?

I made a big mistake today. I saw a girl & asked "how far along r u? She smacks me & says I'm not preggo. I say do u wanna be? Now I got a date with a pot belly girl.

Hmm, if LL Cool J got really fat, he could do a song called "I'm going back to calories, to calories, to calories."

Today I have decided to march to the beat of my own violinist.

What's used less: pennies, white crayons, the channel button on the TV or the I'm under 18 button on websites?

I'm sure I dreamt in black & white last night. I guess when June Cleaver is Lady Godiva riding a Panda, u have no choice.

They say the key to comedy is all in the delivery. I guess that makes Jimmy Fallon the DiGiorno of deliveries.

Meredith Baxter (w/o Birney) says she's a lesbian. When Michael J Fox was told the news he appeared to be visibly shaken.

I watched a bit of "Little People, Big World" tonight or as I like to call it "Dwarfs Playing Soccer".

#blackmamaquotes "Maury, I'm here to find out who the daddy is."

If men have an X & Y chromosome & women have 2 X chromosomes, does that mean I'm half a woman?....Off to the full length mirror I go!

My dog is brilliant, I asked him what former NFL player used to host the daytime version of "Wheel of Fortune"? He quickly responded "ROLF"!

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