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@WinGuysd Wasn't he in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome?

3 rounds of 38 Spc and then 3 rounds of 357 Mag. If you're in enough of a jam that you need more than 3 rounds you're probably not worried about overpenetration at that point.

Let me just say I'm never letting go of my VHS tapes with the theatrical version of the original trilogy. No wildly dancing singers at Jabba's den. No young Anakin ghost. No NOOOOOO at the emperor's death.

@ZombieSlayer918 The Type 59 tanks don't have any outside guns besides the ones facing forward from the turret and the glacis, so once you're climbing around on top of the turret you can only be shot if one of the crew comes out the top with a handheld firearm.

Of course, they could knock you of...

Seriously, this is better than the original.

Israel != American allies of Netanyahu.

Uh, every one of the candidates has basically ignored at least one of the early states until right before the primary/caucus. Romney ignored IA, Santorum, Gingrich, and Huntsman ignored NH until this week... It's simply impossible to be in all of them enough to make a difference. So for her to...

If the feds don't want people to melt coins for the metal content, they should stop inflating the currency to the point where it's profitable to do so. 40 years ago the penny was worth 3 times its metal content so no one would have melted them.

OK, this was funny, but it's a bit too long. Lots of people are going to stop watching before they get to the end and realize what you're doing.

Cut it to 30 seconds and it would be just as funny and you'd get less hate from impatient viewers.

Should be titled "Best Calibers, Feces and Acorn Identification"

@RichardBullittBush It's not a turd, it's a vagina. Just like the Sarlacc pit.

@gtapsyco Stars do emit radio waves just like they give off light, that is right. But planets don't and the lumps of ice in Uranus' rings definitely don't. Think about it -- if Earth gave off radio waves, then we wouldn't be able to use radio for communication on Earth since there would be too ...

Just figured out what song the music reminds me of: "Hook" by Blues Traveler.

You cut off the guy in the window saying "Dad I told you you could sit there as long as you don't talk" to the "skittles" guy. One of my favorite lines in Seinfeld.

There is no sound in space. Sound requires bunches of vibrating molecules and there aren't enough of them in space to transmit sound.

The description isn't clear but I think this *might* be just a representation of magnetic field changes as sound, which is nothing novel -- cassette players conv...

There was a blatant illegal block in the back at 0:21 by #34 of the Patriots, shoving #2 of the Packers out of bounds. That should have come back.

In the NFL that play would have been blown dead since the offsides DL had unimpeded paths to the QB.

Yeah, yeah, talk about discipline and getting 5 yards all you want -- you're endangering your QB and forfeiting the chance for a free play by not blocking after they've come offsides.

This is stupid though. I understand they're trying to avoid getting called for false start, but once the QB is moving there's no benefit to the OL standing still. You're just forfeiting the opportunity to go deep down the field for a free play AND endangering your QB who the defense now has a f...

A whore/ho is not necessarily seeking pleasure, a "rake" is.

@khmoney2021 Gaga probably lifted some of the music from this song for one of her horrid tracks.

The only way to find out if you need someone is for them to go away and see what happens. So when he says "I'd die to find out" he's really he'd die to make you go away.

Too bad Samara died before Saget hosted Americas Funniest Home Videos.

Considering how many people saw this movie when it came out and then on video, I'm sure someone must have died 7 days after seeing it.

@100nujabes That would be more appropriate for the Second Circle video...

The Witch King sounds like a Roger Roger droid, and Eowyn sounds like she's reading words from a piece of paper so she can go home and pay the rent. While I think the treatment of this in Jackson's scene left much to be desired, this is even worse. If you want to hear authentic dialogue get the...

"She's swelling up."

Thank you Admiral Ackbar!

I'm a Seinfeld fan and I like the dialogue and action, but George is way too fat, Kramer is too short, and Jerry doesn't speak like that at all.

Wow, I guess they don't make you enter the password twice in the future.