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I feel like I keep getting paragon points simply for not being a complete dick. Weird, since I was much more of a renegade in the first one, and now people think I'm a shining pinnacle of morality because I don't end every conversation with "Fuck off!"

New version 5.5.893 upgraded Wi-Fi tethering from 4 to 8 supportable clients, this won't change anything as far as the Radiocomm trick goes?

They got me and my dirty mind. I thought I was looking at a SIDEWAYS eye, but it was just an eye.

Then his girlfriend came back in town and shot his balls off.

@cakesonme818

So I got dressed up like a business man, went outside and saw Jackie Chan.

He looked so ripped and just grazed the tip and I

Jizzed... in... my pants

The guy who designed the dollar is like, "Come on! It's supposed to be a cat! You don't see the kitty? Fuck you."

Sometimes... why is YouTube?

I know this song only from some video of an alien caught on the news. Funny thing is that it was easily a fake because of the position of the Alien's "shadow"...

@bdubb629 Blame the economy!

No, I would expect the cola companies to have a more solid grasp of the English language.

"aaaAAAaaaAAAAaaaaAAAaaaAAAAaaa-" *MUTED*

How do you Boycott it, by not being a member? Isn't that what people who don't like this place are ALREADY DOING?

Zach Galifianakis?

I AM HOLDING SHIFT!

I realized halfway through I've seen this trailer before. I think I laughed harder the first time I saw it.

When will they stop making Blair Witch movies? These are so boring! Make a move that's good and you won't have to convince people that it's supposed to be "real" like some lame gimmick. Of course, most horror movies blow anyway. The only good ones star Bruce Campbell.

That kid should be standing up for himself instead of submissively taking the abuse. He should also stop wearing a bandanna if he's not a cowboy. Cowboys don't appreciate being misrepresented, and they always stand up for themselves.

This game was so easy. I just put all my power into either my right or left hand, making each of those hits so overpowered my opponent was down in no time. Fun game, though. Infinitely better than Sewer Sharks.

What the hell? Tingle was AWESOME!

I love this episode!

Wat?

@Demon2k3

If you smack them, they'll know that their actions will lead to a smack.

Watching a man eat chili with a paddle is not disgusting, but watching a man drink Four Loco from a bacon cup and then eat eat a nearly 50,000 calorie tub of meat is.

I just don't see how screaming vaginas count as "porn". This isn't even scary assuming you're not five or on something.... must have slipped LSD into the fountain drinks at that theater.

Who are we to understand the intricacies of classical influences? This is what was in his brain at that time. The fact that artists of this time period can reflect the emotions of late composers is a testament to the infallible logic of music.

That spider was there on holiday, not business! The real killer is in that box of Marlboros. Actually, 0:23 has the makings of a fine anti-smoking ad.