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I tried to watch Harry Potter once, but, it gave me the same disoriented feeling I get from watching the frenetic, epilepsy-inducing flashes that people call "anime". I guess you REALLY have to be into it to get that kick...

If humanity can thrive in the meth-defunct hollers of Kentucky and the bilgewater stench of New Jersey, I'm sure most of us po' folk can stomach nuclear disaster. Just give me a year's supply of Top Ramen and enough Bugle tobacco to weather the storm...

I tried watching anime once: felt like I was witnessing the frenetic, meth-inspired phantasms of a career tweaker. Japanese commericals are the same way: epilepsy-inducing flashes of color and Chipmunky techno-pop. No wonder Asian kids seem so hyperactive.

I don't understand much about Langan's CTMU, because - let's face us - most of us seem downright chicle-brained compared to somebody in the IQ stratosphere. Still, in a few decades, the children of the elite will all have Langan level IQ's due to genetic-tinkering. Imagine the wealth disparity ...

The David Sedaris of stick figures....

I don't understand why any sober person would let themselves be interviewed by Chelsea. I'm sure the exposure is nice, but I think it's a task only slightly less daunting, than, say, that scene in "A Man Called Horse", where Richard Harris gets hung from the ceiling by his man-titties.

Did you guys see KD twitch when Lars was giving his little speech at Cannes? I haven't seen a woman that uncomfortable since that televised Michael Jackson / Lisa Marie Presley kiss.

I suppose these Mensa conventions are a sort of belated stab at exclusiveness for the out-crowd - the nerds finally getting a chance to sit at the "cool table". That's alright....harmless enough. Contrary to popular belief, most nerds don't blossom into Silicon Valley elites. Instead, most of ...

This rickety old buzzard is just too principled to be our CIC. What America wants is an over-the-top WWE personality at the GOP helm.....a Stone-Cold Steve Austin or Triple H making arbitrary foreign-policy calls.

The smartest man in America is a hardscrabble ex-bouncer / chronic underachiever? "Good Will Hunting" meets "Roadhouse".

Check out that French insouciance: the guy smokes his cigarettes tucked between the wrong fingers! How elegant! How literary! Memo to self: Purchase beret and fake mustache at first opportunity!

Check out that French insouciance: the guy smokes his cigarettes tucked between the wrong fingers! How elegant.....how literary......I think I just got a baguette-sized boner!

The only issue I take with most evolutionists is the lack of continuity between their beliefs about the "species", and and their insistence that everyone play fair. If life itself is predicated on a game of competitive advantage, why shouldn't I use any means within my reach to manipulate the gam...

The only issue I take with most evolutionists is the lack of continuity between their beliefs about the "species", and and their insistence that everyone play fair. If life itself is predicated on a game of competitive advantage, why shouldn't I use any means within my reach to manipulate the ga...

Kids react to "Purple Rain".

Bullying sucks.

Oh no, another crummy IFC flick! Putting your hard-earned shekels in the Redbox is like playing Russian roulette with an hour-twenty minutes of your life.

I met 'The Band Perry' in a hotel lobby. If they weren't country singers, I'd swear they were Mormons - not that the two are mutually exclusive, but you get my drift. Non-threatening, home-schooled vibe.....the kind of kids who would have had pizza-parties in their college dorms instead of kegg...

Ha....I'm starting to like the old gal. Entitled as she is, she's just one puny generation away from snake-handling and moonshining in the Kentucky hollers. I bet Billy-Ray was still drinking well-whiskey and stuffing rolled up socks in his cutoffs when he met Miley's mama.