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Some Funny bits I have had with people in conversation.
Newkirk: Tic Tacs. The Anti-Drug
Kinch: Who is the Prime Minister of England?
Newkirk: Winnie the Pooh
*Newkirk gingerly touched his head again as if to make sure it was on properly. *
Le: Tell the llama to mind his own d@mned business!
Potter trying to wake Newkirk: Corporal!
Newkirk:Winston Churchill, 1944. Now sod off.
Newkirk: I can be mature!
LeBeau: Yes, and I am 6'11.
Le:oops, i forgot about that, i mean yay american kitty......
LeBeau: I'm LeBeau but they call me cockroach, not mouse. What I can I do to make you not eat me?
*Carter is holding onto his belt with one hand and the beam with the other.* Carter: Dear Heavenly Father, please get the wolf off my pants. I love you. Amen. *LeBeau laughs harder*
Trapper: Le, are you being a loser again?
Le: Trapper, are you asking questions you already know the answer to?
LeBeau:Cant we just feed the wolf Newkirk or something.
Newkirk: HEY!
LeBeau: It's a good idea.
Rook the wolf who almost ate Carter being vicious: ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang :D
LeBeau answering phone in the tunnel: Hello this is Matilda's cleaning service, how may I help you?
Kinch: If i had enough energy I would knock on wood for your sake Carter.
*Colonel Hogan let his head fall forward against the picnic table with a thud*
Hogan: That should do it
Newkirk: okay Carter, try talking with a British accent.
Carter: Bonjur-
LeBeau: We're screwed
Rook: I see London, I see France, I see your underpants
Le: I see London! No wait, that's google earth....
Marley acting like a guy till the guard leaves: so that is why i like hamburgers
Schultz: Break it down now! *starts break dancing*
Guards: IF YOU LOVE TO SAIL THE SEA...
Klink: YOU ARE A NINJA!
everyone: NO!
Newkirk: Remember Carter, throw the grenade NOT the pin.
Carter: *holds up gernade* throw the gernade, *pulls pin* not the pin.
Newkirk: THROW IT THROW IT ALL!
Carter: LOOK AT ME LEBEAU! I'M A SEXY UNICORN!
Newkirk: what the-?
LeBeau: Cannot handle liquor. Period.
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Country
Germany
Occupation
Chef, working for Hogan
Companies
Stalag 13, French Air Force
Interests
Cooking
