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You aint missing much TB. Mass Effect 3 appears to be a dragon age 2 type debacle. Too much streamlining. They turned Ashley into a porn star look alike, and now I have a muscle bound Jersey Shore fuckhead on my squad. And the hand holding...my god the hand holding. Its even got the Press V to lo...

God damn consoles making the graphics look like crap. I feel like im playing a game from 2002.

@ExceedingBullet Why do you guys care so much? Dont click their videos. Me? I personally like watching a Yogscast and getting a tiny window of cleavage at the same time when im not full screen.

@Cheezis1 Thats the point im trying to make, when you try to appeal to a large audience, you have to create a really unfocused experience and quite often, the finished product becomes quite generic and dull.

Finally this POS game is over with!

Its good to see Tribes alive again. I was a big fan of both Tribes 1 and 2.

Your embassy run was so much more epic than mine. I had zero dragons!

@MisterSanityClaus Yes! You can find sunken Spanish treasure! Then get sued by Spain! Just like real life!

Space automatically filters out non-American culture. Sweet.

They dont make a windshield wiper speed setting high enough for this.

imagine how long this would take if he never fast traveled. 46 videos in, 2.5 towns somewhat cleared. 6 more to go.

hmmmm....1.1 million bucks minus expenses (helicopter rental/fuel, weapon/ammo costs, medical treatment, armor). Gives you all a net of - $250,000. Not bad for adding about 350 counts of murder to your rap sheet.

Hopefully in the next game they hit the right balancing. This game gets WAY too easy when you level up and gear up. Ironic considering people bitched in Oblivion about the game leveling up with you, now this one has the problem of not staying fun after you level up as even on master it gets stupi...

beer, white trash, and a pick up. A deadly combination.

@Dakukobura And how is this any different from "stimulus"?

This game was pretty fun in multilayer. Single player is not worth it, the AI loves to be all knowing and hit where you arnt. Which is very annoying. Its worth 8.99 at most, so when it gets to that price point, all good. I wanna see a WTF is Kerbal Space Program lol. I had a blast with that last ...

Sad part is, even in these states, I still cant afford any of these cars =(

Im sorry, at the start, did he just call Earth an alien planet?

Is multiplayer on Onlive exclusive to only onlive players, or can you multiplayer with say a guy on a PC and you on an Onlive?

God damn this game is terrible, repeat environments, respawning mobs, tons of loading screens, funneled gameplay, static environments...terrible..just terrible.

Looks like a mix of AI War and SPAZ.

That pirate cave is set up for fus ro dah fun. I have a save just for that cave. Ill run around and agro them all, then just blast them all off into the water, i dunno why, but I find it hilarious. They dont die..and if they cant find a ladder up, they just sit in the water cursing at you, and if...

@STR8TKILLADOWS Sorry, but he shouldnt be ragging on the other drivers that were just stuck in traffic. Its not their fault somebody ahead of them is stopped. Fact is, both he and the flex WERE going much too fast for the conditions, notice the vast majority of those cars stopped in time without ...

@kiddiebrown whats sad are you people that dont notice glaring faults in movies. I guess they figured comic book geeks dont know a damn thing about football.

Why is there a guy jerking off in your trunk on the bottom screen?

lots of glory holes on this map.

meh, I kinda lost my love of WoW after the 40 mans were dropped years ago. I do play it like...maybe a month or so after each expansion..but the game.... i dunno. I will still have my fond memories though, the resist grinding (i bitched at the time, but remember it fondly now since it was wow-har...

They beat my record. Only took them 16 minutes to get jizz all over the room.

thats not a real blonde! poor woman, was probably thinking..... In College, I dreamed of ABC national news....but here I am surrounded by geeks talking about a silly video game. Where did I go wrong?!

All i see from this movement is a bunch of terrified extreme leftists that know the writing is on the wall for the next elections and are trying one last effort to ram home some radicalism before their guys are swept out of office and their voices are silenced again for the next decade or two. So...

@mikem1257 More like to break the individual free will of people. Its a classic social exercise to prevent the masses from straying from their authority figures. There is a reason why Churches use it so much too. There is a reason why the Soviets use it. There is a reason why the neo-american com...

I like how the redshirt dear leader at the end started to get visibly upset that the his borg subjects had dared to try to speak over his great leadership. Had it been soviet russia he would of had those people ground up under tank treads. How dare they question their leader!