My favourite games of all time:
Notice I'm a but if a '90s child, but half the new games are utter rubbish and lack creativity!
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1991: Road Rash
1993: Doom
1994: Doom 2
1994: Jazz Jackrabbit
1994: Corridor 7: Alien Invasion
1994: Raptor: Call of the Shadows
1995: Warcraft 2
1995: Wolfendoom (A Wolfenstein mod. This was actually done by my dad!)
1995: Terminal Velocity
1995: Crusader: No Remorse
1995: Command and Conquer
1995: Hexen
1996: Diablo
1996: Duke Nukem 3D
1996: Hyperblade
1996: Terminator: Skynet
1996: Final Doom
1997: Doom 64
1997: Fallout
1997: Motoracer
1997: Redneck Rampage
1997: Theme Hospital
1997: Carmageddon
1997: Quake 2
1997: Mortal Kombat 4
1997: Need for Speed 2
1998: Dune 2000
1998: Fallout 2
1998: Powerslide
1998: Starcraft
1998: Unreal
1999: Unreal Tournament
1999: System Shock 2
2000: Need for Speed: Porsche Unleashed
2001: 4x4 Evolution 2
2001: Halo: Combat Evolved
2001: Return to Castle Wolfenstein
2001: Aliens vs Predator 2
2001: Graft Theft Auto 3
2002: Army Men RTS
2003: Need for Speed: Underground
2004: Dawn of War
2004: Need for Speed: Underground 2
2005: Quake 4
2006: Need for Speed: Carbon
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My two favourite games appear in the Top 100 best PC games EVER! :)
08. DOOM
YEAR 1993: The opening chapter was free to download, and immediately it changed everything. It was single-minded, it was obsessed with keycards, it wouldn't let you look up and down. And yet it was absolutely bloody terrifying: the growl of a pinky, the distant flare of an imp readying a fireball. Doom provided the foundations of the shooter genre we know and love today, from its use of atmospheric sound and lighting all the way through to the omnipresent cult of the exploding barrel. As iconic today as ever it was, its success and its legions of fans have made it pretty much synonymous with the concept of PC gaming. Hooray for hell.

07. SYSTEM SHOCK 2
YEAR 1999: "Where am I? Why are the crew's innards smeared into cryptic sentences over the walls? What's that alarm saying? Compartment? Depressurising? Evacuate? Shit, what do I do now?" System Shock 2 was packed with desperate moments like this. Masterfully designed, perfectly paced, fundamentally terrifying and, in Shodan, boasting the most ingeniously portrayed arch-villain ever to occupy a hard drive. System Shock 2 is the ultimate in abject, lidless terror. If you've never played it, then dear god track down an (unforgivably rare) copy of the game. You'll thank us. After a fashion...

♥YOU FUCKEN QATARDED!!♥
I can't shake this feeling from my head.
There's a devil sleeping in my bed...
Hes watching me from across the way.
I cannot make this feeling go away...
I know it's not the right thing.
And I know it's not the good thing.
But kinda I want to...
I'm not sure of what i should do.
When everything I'm thinking of is you.
All of my excuses turn to lies.
Maybe God will cover up his eyes...
Maybe just for tonight...
We can pretend it's alright.
Whats the price I have to pay?
I don't care what they say.
I WANT TO.

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Time makes you learn. That love... you will have to earn.

So what!? Do what everyone else does, blame FOX!

You can NOT save me... you can't even save yourself.
I can NOT save you... I can't even save myself.
....So just save YOURSELF

Fondle with my blue briefs, until they get loose. Now pull them off.
And I'll show you Chocolate Mousse.

LOSER! IDIOT! WIMP! DEGENERATE... SSSLUT!!

--PrinceOfDarkness360--

The bastard son of a hundred! Thou shalt not! Die bitch. Dumb bitch. Left handed jerk off. A poledancer who breaks the pole

AND THE NEXT TIME YOU TAKE A
Kiss my well toned ass. SPERMinator. Raincloud full of pussy juice. Yum. BLACK ABBO. Roger that.

SHOWER YOU CAN DRY YOURSELF BY RUNNING AROUND IN THE FRONT LAWN!!

THE ADVENTURES OF KID GOKU AND BULMA

GOKU: Check out my penis. Oh, what is this for? Is it to wipe my ass with?
BULMA: No you fucking retard, and whys your penis so small?
GOKU: Fucking bitch. At least I have one.
BULMA: Like you'd know if I had one or not. For all you know I could have a way larger one.
GOKU: Take a good look at my penis. Because thats one you won't be receiving in your vagina.
In the bathroom...
GOKU: Why are you giving me a bath? Are you some kind of sick pedophile?
BULMA: Just shut the fuck up you little crack whore, this was the only way I could get to see you naked.
GOKU: Oh yeah. All this cum in my hair. What the hell anyway?
BULMA: Ok Goku, I think feeling above your penis now. So lets take a look at your top beauty armpits, so sexy I want it around my cockpit, inbetween your buttcheeks.
GOKU: Ok fumble will you stop looking at my cute little ass? You really freak me out.
GOKU: Oh yeah. Thats much better. Scrub a dub dub, sex me in the asshole with this backscrubber.Handsome will never loose her virginity.
BULMA: What! For all you know I may have had sex one hundred million times already.
BULMA THOUGHTS: I can't believe it. If he ever saw my penis he'd know, thats hes bigger than myself.
And that tail, what the hell is up with that? Why is it brown? Did he shove it up his ass?
In bedroom...
BULMA: So Goku, look at me sitting on this bed, I bet I have camel toe. Don't it look so good on me I don't have a penis thats forturol.
GOKU: Well I'm quite certain you don't have a penis. Because if you did I'm sure it would be very very small.
BULMA THOUGHTS: Huh. Oh my god I can't let him see my penis. Its not that much bigger than mine, but its still bigger. Meaning mine isn't the biggest cock in the world anymore.
BULMA: Goku, I think I'm going to go masturbate my vagina, be back don't follow.
GOKU: Ok.
In the bath...
BULMA: Ooo woe ooo, look at my sexy body. How can any guy deny that I am absolutely perfect. Perfect legs, perfect tits and perfect ass. Goku doesn't know what hes talking about. I can loose my virginity whenever I want. There just hasn't been a nigger black enough for me to shove my cock into yet.
GOKU: What the fuck did you just say? You like fucking black niggers too?
BULMA THOUGHTS: Oh shit I'm naked, he could see my penis if he came any closer!
BULMA: Goku get the fuck out of here, don't you know its rude to walk on someone and not be naked yourself?
GOKU: Yes.
BULMA: Then get the fuck out of here I don't want you seeing my pe-, I mean my naked womans body with my vagina, boobies and cute round ass.
GOKU: Ok whatever. Your tits suck anyway, and you should probably shave your crotch hair you fucking weirdo.
BULMA: Like you even know what I look like down there.
GOKU: Well you either have a pussy or a really small cock.

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