About this user
I just wasted a perfect user name. however my line of work does involve computers, computer languages, and writing sorce codes, debuging, troble shooting and bla bla bla bla bla..... work is boring.
But honestly...
...I am a race car driver. I live in a mansion. I have several girlfriends. I have a fleet of convertables. I got 17 vacation homes all over the world. I speep 14 different languages. I make comic books. Im friends with Metalica. I have a yaht and a private lake. Ima music major. I like rap music. Im friends with Jerry Lee Lewis. I help orphans with diseses. I work with the peace corps. I support big government, free health care for all people, even for illegal immagrants. I support gun control, public survalence. private home survalence, world health organization, world trade organization. NAFTA,
looking for some information on me so you can use it against me, you wont find it .
You know u live in 2009 when.....
1.)you accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.)you havent played solitaire with cards in years.
3.)the reason for not staying in touch with your freinds is that they dont have a screen name or a myspace.
4.)you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.)your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.)you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.)as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your freinds.
9.)and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.)you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.)and now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.)Put this on your youtube page if you got owned, and you know you did.
RASCIST PEOPLE SUCK
A black man said, "white people are not allowed here."
The white man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born, I was PINK "
"When I grew up, I was WHITE, "
"When I'm sick, I'm GREEN, "
"When I go in the sun, I'm RED, "
"When I'm cold, I'm BLUE, "
"When I die, I'll be PURPLE."
"But you sir."
"When you are born, you're BLACK".
"When you grow up, you're BLACK, "
"When you're sick, you're BLACK, "
"When you go in the sun, you're BLACK, "
"When you're cold, you're BLACK, "
"And when you die, you're BLACK.
"And you have the nerve to call me WHITE?"
The white man then sat back down, and the black man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism
