I once was given four minutes to save the world, and I think we all know how that turned out, and I'm sorry.
I'm not here to reinvent the wheel. I'm just here to have fun making videos... dirty... dirty videos.
Hey, if you've ever known me in real life, feel free to drop a line and say, "Hi, it's me, ______. I always hated you."
Age
37
Country
United States
Interests
Overnight, how I'm going to hit two keggers before curfew, turning myself out, remembering when Joe Pesci was a bad ass, shifting the balance of my karma, longing for the return of charm and grace, and worshipping at the altar of Aishwarya Rai Bachchan.