I EAT CHILDREN

Hi. My name is Cole.
I'll bet you didn't know that I make YouTube videos. My current occupation is school. It sucks.
I live in a neighborhood full of the Illegal Immigrants, and Korean war veterans. They have gunfights late at night.
I eat waffles, however, I do prefer to be addressed in video games as I am the Mr. Pancakes. I am a pancake whom eats waffles.
I use a Flip camera to record. It costed me 140 bucks. So if you talk about my videos having low quality or something my vicious Shih-Tzu will eat your legs. My background is a rainbow. Hate all you want. It looks better than yours does

** NOTE**
If this channel actually becomes bigger than I had originally anticipated, and you want to send mail, you should send Wayfarer shades. I've got some red, white, yellow, and green and yellow ones. Nah, just kidding, send food stamps

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