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@salehhaddad Not only that, but the entire world outside of skyrim is present in a rudimentary state. For instance, disable the borders and head east from riften and you'll come across red mountain.

I don't blame her for crying; her job isn't supposed to entail listening to the screams of terrified, doomed animals being slaughtered by the most inhumane means possible!

God damn, these things are creepy-looking!!!

This is one of the rare pirate songs that can actually portray pirates for the Fiends of Hell they were and are, and yet still sound awesome in the process. And it's a muppets song!

@Aerodeth Democrat T-shirt: It's all their fault ---> Republican T-shirt: <--- It's all their fault...regardless, only idiots fight over who forgot to pay the rent when they spent it all on booze and cigarettes, and got their house repossessed because of it.

How did you get these tracks?

Charlie, just be grateful you aren't my guinea pig. My guinea pig needs to have his teeth clipped once a month because of his overbite.

This game will be known forever as the last true command and conquer game

@Demonato Actually, bowmen are not cheap at all. A skilled archer took months, if not years, to train, and bows aren't easy at all to make. Easier than that monstrosity, yes, but it takes skill.

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Wood is Good

"plank does not approve of this message"

Music like this makes me thing the SCA has it right; recreate the middle ages as they SHOULD have been.

@ToxicPotato1000 Pretty sure riot shields are made of bulletproof fiberglass, not plastic

@otherwize12 The Saxons were too stuck in the old ways to remain a european power. They didn't even realize the value of using archery or cavalry in battle. If it wasn't William, it would have just been someone else.

I'd wish for the ability to alter reality in any way I chose...I'd probably also wish that Orange never gets that ability...

I remember this song came on right as I sent a company of Rohirrim to the aid of my beleaguered dwarven ally, with the rest of my army right behind them. After the Rohirrim turned the tide, he and I joined our armies and destroyed the elves' base. We ultimately lost that battle to Isengard and ...

Lacho Calad! Drego Morn!

0:20 Hmm, I guess I won't be taking that car to work today...

@inumaru988 Makes me wonder what the hell Greg is doing on that show!

The ultimate in car-thief-stopping technology

1:05 NO not me! All the cars YOU take die horrible deaths!

5 people ate Double Yummy Happy Swirl ice cream.

This is the game that started me down my road of obsession with medieval combat. Even now, as a practitioner of knightly combat, this song always darts through my head as I march into battle, my comrades at my side.

That opening part with the Green and Black knights duelling with is one of the most realistic film adaptations of real armored sword combat I've ever seen! Followed by hilarity as the Black Knight never gives in! I love this scene!

And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be Banana-shaped!

My whole education was a lie!

Monster: "HALT! WHO ART THOU?" Minstrel: "He is brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin, who..." Robin: "Shut up! Uh, nobody really, just passing through" Monster: "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Minstrel:"To fight, and..." Robin:"SHUT UP!!!" That part had me howling on the floor laughing!

He's got huge sharp...ehh, he can leap about...LOOK AT THE BONES!!!

This is utterly and completely shocking! It actually sounds...GOOD!

@chwuwd Wow, way to take a metaphor literally...

This will be the theme as my will gives rise to a new Imperium after the collapse of the veneer people know now as "civilization"...

Actually the "transylvanian" sounded awfully like Gaelic...I speak Gaelic and recognize a few words in it.

Stand, warriors of the Triple Fórs, stand here with me under the banner of your king, Cormac Elsinore, he who gave his life in the defense of the homeland we know as Borderland! We of the Fórs are the people who have ruled this land, merciless and unyielding, but it was he who proved to us that ...

Where the heck is the Mean Kitty Song?!

Is that a Golden Campine?

Look at me I laid an EGG! Look at me I laid an EGG! Look at me I laid an EGG!