TFHB 69th Cco.

My name is Captain Bullshit, of Crap Co. 69th Horseshit Battalion, of the TinFoil Hat Brigade. I am here to scare the hell out of stupid people, and start an army of lemmings to do battle for me reminiscent of Adolph Hitler.
I started out as a average quality talk show host and was kicked off the radio for talking about Waco too much. It was at this point I went completely insane and started ranting about bullshit NWO conspiracies. While my efforts to expose corruption and they tyranny of the clinton regime were based on reality and worthwhile, people stopped paying attention to me after he was out of office. So after getting married to this nasty bitch named Violet, I decided to become a total asshole and forsake the people who helped me become a bigshot.

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