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Clitorisaurus
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Clitorisaurus
Style: Black
Joined: December 09, 2008
Last Sign In: 3 days ago
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IMPORTANT: That's black as in nigger, not black as in Carlin or My Immortal.
Age: 16
About me? What about you?
One time, I made a joke. Just kidding.

My name is immaterial, and I suffer from a severe case of megalomania. Notable characteristics include my constant use of foul, abrasive, discourteous language and my ravishing good looks. I've also been called very angry, but I'm usually pretty suave in real life. Just kidding, I suck. I lose my temper a lot and kick things. However, I have never struck a mate or pet. Yeah, that's fuckin' good to know.

I like well written/spoken satire, philosophy that makes it hard to move, poetry that melts any sense of self, and-- and-- and-- and twins.

Almost everything I say is a joke in one respect or another, and my entire personality is an elaborate satire. So don't take me for seeeerious all the time, 'kay?
Country: United States
Occupation: Papal Chauffeur
Interests and Hobbies: You, fucker
Movies and Shows: American Psycho, But I'm a Cheerleader, Capote, Dancer in the Dark, Jesus is Magic, Kill Bill, The Lives of Others, Muppets in Space, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Superstar, V for Vendetta, Zero Day; Dead Like Me, FLCL, The Sarah Silverman Program, The Simpsons
Music: ABBA, Bee Gees, Benny Bennassi, Bjork, Black Sabbath, Bloodhound Gang, Chumbawamba, Cibo Matto, Depeche Mode, Dethklok, Devotchka, Die Krupps, Elvis, Falco, Finntroll, Flogging Molly, Frank Sinatra, Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons, Frenzal Rhomb, GG Allin, Garbage, Goldfrapp, Group X, Heart, The Ink Spots, Johnny Cash, KMFDM, King Missile, Korn, Kraftwerk, Lemon Demon, Lesbians on Ecstasy, MC Hammer, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, NIN, OK GO, Oingo Boingo, Oomph!, Orbital, Orgy, Ozzy, Pantera, A Perfect Circle, Powerman 5000, Prodigy, Rammstein, Ratatat, Rob Zombie, Sarah Silverman, Sleater-Kinney, Smashing Pumpkins, Spalding Rockwell, Stewart Copeland, Tool, Underworld, others
Books: Dorothy Parker, HP Lovecraft, Robert Heinlein, Bret Easton Ellis, Isaac Asimov, Jonathan Nolan, James Joyce, George F. Will,Steven Brust, Terry Pratchett, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Neil Gaiman, Mark Doty, Audrey Lorde, Noam Chomsky, Thomas Mann, Robert Rankin, Chuck Palahniuk, Richard Dawkins, Ursula K. LeGuin, Anthony Burgess, Robert Asprin, Douglas Coupland, Chuck Klosterman, Clive Barker, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Robinson Jeffers, Marilyn Robinson, Neil Postman, Stephen Duncombe, Mary Shelley, Primo Levi, Steve Jackson, Richard Herring, James Herbert, Phillip K. Dick, Charlie Brooker, Alan Moore, Gene Wolfe, Virginia Woolf, Truman Capote, Henrik Ibsen, Antoine de Saint Exupéry, Glen Cook, Ayn Rand, Harper Lee, Stephen King, Shel Silverstein, Arnold Lobel, Karl Marx, Gerard Manley Hopkins, Jim Butcher, Edgar Allan Poe, Camus, Vonnegut, Kafka, Shakespeare (I think Iago is a pretty cool guy. eh ruthlessly antagonizes black statesmen and doesnt afraid of anything), Chekov, Dostoevsky, Freud, Nietzsche, Tolkien, Rowling, Dr. Seuss, things of that nature
Website: http://www.myspace.com/thatrockscaresme
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