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Cletus Kasady
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All ya need is WILL! The courage to DO things other folks are SCARED to!
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Carnage's (Cletus Kasady version) ORIGINAL PROFILE ®
Height: 6' 1"(Kasady); 6'9 1/2" (Variable,with symbiote)
Weight: 190 lbs (Kasady); 685 lbs (Variable,With symbiote)
Eyes: Green
Hair: Red
Place of birth: Brooklyn, New York
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Carnage's (Cletus Kasady version) ORIGINAL PROFILE ®
Height: 6' 1"(Kasady); 6'9 1/2" (Variable,with symbiote)
Weight: 190 lbs (Kasady); 685 lbs (Variable,With symbiote)
Eyes: Green
Hair: Red
Place of birth: Brooklyn, New York
About Me:
Talking of DAYS that bloody sainted DAY that HOLY day I'll tell you about me OH yeah... That day I shared a cell with VENOM. That reporter geek all wrapped up in SPACE ALIEN SYMBIOTE KILL THING linked into his head. I got a wound on my hand and I was PLAYING with it and all. And Venom DRIPPED in it. SPAWNED in it and its sharp, sharp egg GREW in me and HATCHED and made me CARNAGE.
You're probably asking... WHY do I kill... well, simple answer. It's PRETTY. Waking up in the morning and knowing you're going to kill someone... it's a BEAUTIFUL THING. Makes me feel like a GUNSHIP, like my engine's only turning over when I'm MOVING and KILLING. Makes me feel like God on the first monday morning.
I kill because it makes me feel like I'm on TV, with my own personal SOUNDTRACK. Like JFK, brains on the leather and pretty blood on his pretty wife. JFK. NBK. KKK. And his pretty WIFE, now think of it, all wet and humiliated, CRAWLING infront of the whole WORLD. I like THAT, too. When I was a kid, my favorite movies was the Zapruder Film.
I ain't INSPIRED by the media. I INSPIRE the media. I got VIDEOGAMES and TOYS and COMIC BOOKS just because I can KILL a body better than ANYONE. You wouldn't BELIEVE the hundreds of different ways a body DANCES once a BULLET'S been put in it. The SONGS they sing when you cut their throats. The PATTERNS they paint when you make 'em SQUIRT. It's ART. I kill because it's pretty. It's ART.
It's a DULL old world on the surface, ain't it? All grey and nondescript... but THAT'S a LIE. SCRATCH the surface and you reveal the REAL world, all RED and RAW and SENSELESS. And THAT'S the world I LIKE, the WORLD I SHOW you when I kill. The world I AM. I AM that man, eating human sandwiches at the bus stop... making Jefferey Dahmer eyes at the nice young boys, John Wayne Gacy hands a'twitching...
I AM those kids burning dogs and hobos in the dark alleyway. The woman cutting a hole in the tied-to-bed Mr. Goodbar and inserting a vacuum cleaner tube in his stomach. The wife shoving broken glass down the husbands throat. I'm the American flag on fire, the Founding Fathers crucified for a chat show, lies, cursed lies and government. I'm the end of the world as we know it and I feel like a DRINK.
I'm the boy with the gun and the head full o' crack and the sudden desperate need to KILL somethin'...
I'm CHAOS. CHAOS and the rest of the world won't ADMIT that it's JUST LIKE ME. And because o' THAT the world is WORTHLESS, it's dirt on my HEEL. Love means NOTHING. It's a planet of mannequins filled with blood and they may as well be torn up and burst and stamped on because what ELSE are they good for? Apart from making noise and being NICE and making MORE stupid little mannequins that sit still for lies and TV and kissy-kissy GARBAGE!
I've told you about the WORST THINGS IN THE WORLD, because THAT'S what the world's made of. EVERYTHING is SICK! Am I getting THROUGH to you? EVERYTHING is SICK and I LOVE IT!!
You see... I'm not mad. CHAOS isn't mad. I've SHOWN you the REAL WORLD. Shown you CHAOS. And hopefully you went sane. But killing chaos... you can't kill CHAOS. And you can't keep it locked up for long.
Hometown:
Brooklyn
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Full Time Psychopath
Interests:
I am the serial killer, I am the bloody hand, I am the chief whore taker, I am the chosen one. I am the red straight razor, The one who bathes in blood; I am the boogey-man, I am,The empty yawning hood, Look not for pity, no; I am the heartless man, I come to fix all things, I am the one man band. You cannot yet imagine, How you will dance for me; But you will dance forever, To the tune that I decree. The kingdom of the worm, Is all things to us all, But I will teach you many things, before I let you fall. I am the black dead nightmare. I bring a light so bright; To illuminate the path we take; I show the way that all hearts break, And I will see the old world's back be broken, As we descend into the awful, Howling, Night.
Music:
Disturbed, Godsmack, Slipknot, Drowning Pool, Motorhead, Metallica, Lordi, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne and much more.
Books:
Maximum Carnage, Carnage: Mindbomb, Carnage: It's a Wonderful Life, Many more... most of them Carnage books
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Channel Comments
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MrJESproductions
(3 days ago)
carnage
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TheRealDocOck
(4 days ago)
Cletus My Name Is Otto And I Plan To Kill The Clone-Spidey
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LennyxxxYnnel
(1 week ago)
Nice to meetcha!
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WeAreVenom01
(1 week ago)
(What the hell. I'm gone and now when I'm back, all good roleplayers are gone.)
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WeAreVenom01
(2 weeks ago)
{Walks up behind you, and pats your shoulder} We have some unfinished business, Cletus.
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SilentBrokenRose
(3 weeks ago)
(Yeah you did....but it was in a total different sentence xD Haha say the whole thing and maybe :) you know, for old times sake? :P ❤)
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SilentBrokenRose
(3 weeks ago)
(You didn't say a "please" at all in that sentence -___- haha Say a "please" and maybe for old times sake. XD And oh yes, your a PURE gentleman. lol)
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SilentBrokenRose
(3 weeks ago)
(Haha well yes I'm still a very good "Kisser" ;D lol And you don't have to make small talk sheesh. I'm still me you know...just talk. :) ❤)
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SnowWhiteInsanity
(3 weeks ago)
FFFFF- AMG HAI -tackles you down n hugglesnugglez- ❤!
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TheOfficialDeadpool
(3 weeks ago)
Happy new year. I hope you and your red goo have a great 2012. May you slaughter many people.
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