GOD JHAM TASTES SO GOOD

I LIKE LSU AND THE SAINTS
Hello All i am Clay i like to hang out with Lil Wayne and other make it rainers send me a friend request or il leat your soul also please dont eat the buffet it's only for Tuesdays for my grandpa thanks again i play NFL football i am Peyton Manning i play for the colts and am a superstar i am supersexy as well thanks i like to eat elephants i am Barack Obama that' right i have my own dance move GO CHINA i am Jackie Chan i like Country Music Go Kenny Chesny did i ever tell you im Malcolm Kelly im superfast i was drafted by the redskins Donte Stallworth is so jealous i like to Make It rain so i accept money cuzz my huge paycheck,you know im Joseph Addai Right I got traded to the yankees for arod im that good im sexy IM Reggie BUsh my granpa eats cheese with my salary since im Drew Roseanhous i buy him tons of cheese
I AM AN AFRO NINJA I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL AND SHIT ON YOUR DEAD BODY THEN ILL EAT YOUR DEAD BODY
CONVERSATION BEWEEN RYAN HOWARD AND CHASE UTLEY

Chase:So you think Brad is sexy
Ryan:No im more into Spanish he just isnt my type
Chase:I kinda get what your saying but he is a 10
Ryan:Out of a million
Chase:Well then why do I have this boner
Ryan:Well Jimmy did just pull down his pants thats pretty nice
Chase:I dont think so I think Im being haunted
Ryan:Haunted by what
Chase:I dont know but I have Im In Love With a Stripper stuck in my head

Next Day

Chase:Ryan I cant stop getting Tpain songs stuck in my head
TPAINS GHOST:Mwahahaha Chase I will curse you forever until you Shit all over Sahel's face
Chase:Damn how am I supposed to shit on his face when Clay already called all my shit
TPAIN'S GHOST:not my problem Im just here to bang the finest thing in here which is probably Cole Hamels COME HERE WHITEY
Chase:Hmm how will I shit on Sahel's face well ill just have to call Clay
RING RING

Me:Hello
Chase:Yes clay this is Chase
Me:alright can we make it quick Im trying to finish up on some cupcakes
Chase:I was wondering if I could have my own shit just this one time so I can shit on sahel's face
Me:ARE YOU INSANE!!! YOUR SHIT BELONGS TO ME WE HAD A DEAL
Chase:I know but how about I give you a $3 off on any meal at Outback Steakhouse
Me:THATLL WORK

Chase:Thanks im gonna go shit on sahel

NEXT DAY AT SAHEL's House

Sahel:Why are you here to shit on me Mr.Utley I just wanted some paper towls
Chase:I must shit on your face
Sahel: Ill let you shit on me if you get me a roll of paper towls
Chase:Fine ill get the paper towls

1 hour later

Chase:Here you go dumbass here's your papertowls
Sahel:MWAHAHA *he takes off running* I WILL NOW RULE THE WORLD WITH THESE TOWLS OF PAPER

Chase:No damn it
Tpains ghost-how about ill stop haunting me if you let me rape that little sahel boy
Chase-Deal


Sincerly Tom Brady,Hines Ward,and Terell Owens thanks from Mr.Donovan Mcnabb

My BLACK FRIEND MALIK WILL FART ON YOUR PENCILS THEN HE'LL RAPE YOUR PET DEER
THIS IS BARRACK OBAMA AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!

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