Bored as hell

Hi people it's me 1bluepokemon1!
NOW I HAVE TWO CHANNELS!

Bella: Hi Clawz
Clawz (Me); hi (Bitch)
Bella : Where is Edward?
Me: Hunting with Ailce and Emment
Me: Bella open this card please!
Bella: ok?(paper cut) och
Me: Jasper Dinner!
3 hours later
Edward: Clawz wheres Bella?
Me : I don't know ask jasper. (blood all over the floor and my mouth)
Edward: ok
Edward: OMG What the hell have you done!
Me: I gave her to Jacob!
Edward: (The evil eyes)
Me: You look so sexy when you do that!
Edward:WTF!

I wish i was a vampire, so i sit there all night waiting for edward and he never comes so now i'm going to wish on star may be that works, but i don't believe in rubbish like that. (I LOVE A VAMPIRE FOR GOD'S SAKE)

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