About Circus of Legends...........
4 of the greatest Rock legends in history on stage together. They have nothing in common except they are broke, none of them will shower and between the 4 of them, they have sired over 18 children world wide.
The pure hate between members is so dense you can eat it with a spoon. The thick stench on the tour bus is a mixture of whiskey, Mc Donalds dollar menu and a broken toilet everyone continues to use. If they are not in rehab they are on tour, coming to a club near you.
This band is on the highway to hell and there faithful roadie/tour bus driver is a piss-drunk non-english speaking Mexican, weaving in the car pool lane.
Sit back, get drunk. and get ready to be violated because anything can happen when you buy a ticket to see "CIRCUS OF LEGENDS".
Seymore Butts - The ONION newspaper
About Circus of Legends...........
4 of the greatest Rock legends in history on stage together. They have nothing in common except they are broke, none of them will shower and between the 4 of them, they have sired over 18 children world wide.
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