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0:24 The worst episode of Doctor Who.

*Thinks it looks fake.*

*Knows it's not.*

:3

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To be fair, magnesium really does produce a perfect flame.

Please tell me it's not wrong to laugh at this dude. Please. I just need to know I'm not a terrible person for laughing so hard my eyes watered.

It's got an "automated manual" which means that the manual box is controlled by a computer. It can run in either fully automatic mode or "select shift" setting. Whether this stalling issue is a matter of poor driver control or poor computer programming is up to debate though.

CAT DRUGS CAT DRUGS CAT DRUGS

=^@,@^=

Can cat haz time masheen plz?

OH JESUS OH JESUS OH JESUS MY SOUL HAS BEEN DEVOURED JESUS HELP ME oh god why....

You know it's really difficult to be serious about this video when the whole time I'm thinking WHEEE! WHEEEEE! WHEEEEEEE!

Shovey hits a Crysler.

I would also like to point out that according to the description, the Corvette driver was a "Good sport about the whole thing," implying that he wasn't exactly "crying like a pissed off girl". Not that he wasn't a tool for trying to show off or a moron for failing to main...

1:10 This is the greatest image in the history of the universe. Literally.

Well as they say in the Netherlands, "Je hebt het verdient dat je jezelf verwent,

met Royco Cup-a-Soup!"

The answer to any question about this car is "Australia."

That extra downforce from the spoiler really helped out. I'm also impressed by the novel way of improving airflow beneath the chassis by automatically applying hot oil directly to the ground.

Buhhhhh.

Buhhhhh.

Well at least he didn't say "Dorsesster on Thaymees."

0:59 Hamilton you douche.... :-D

@71fl I brought it into virtualdub and about halfway between frames 7 and 8 you can see there's a babe giving head to a guy out in the parking lot.

That's an amazing view of your crotch, do you think we could get a few more videos of your crotch as you look at a blown head gasket?

In fact, this could be a new youtube fad, videos of crotches as something dramatic and exciting happens off camera.

Nah, the pitbull was just disappointed the woman didn't have a baby it could eat.

JK, pitbulls actually kick ass and mean ones seem to be the exception rather than the rule from personal experience.

I kept expecting the teeth to start clacking like those old wind-up toys.

Dammit BMW I want to hate you so much but between this and the M3 I CAN'T.

@searchingfor1light

"Turn, turn here! Oh cock."

"Now did that satellite say I should go through a roundabout, or did it mean I should go through an intersection?"

"Hello..." (Said in a creepy voice after a female passenger gets in.)

What happens when the ABS decides to take over steering as well.

I'd just like to see an F1 car with a Subaru boxer engine. Not because it would be faster, just because it would be hilarious.

1:37 THE DEATH OF MUAMMAR GADDAFI.

It'll be a bit tough for them to find enough, since they are from outer space.

2:00 Looks a bit like Susan Boyle there.

1:13 I AM SPEAKING TO YOU NOW FROM INSIDE ONE OF THE VENTURI TUNNELS.

0:22 David Coulthard should watch this so when he gets into a fight with Felipe Massa, he'll know exactly how to kick three colours of s**t out of the little bastard.

@blackphonetic1 At least one other person on Youtube got that.

The only thing I can think when I see what is, "wouldn't the backpressure kill the horsepower?"

Every PT should come with this stock, because then there would be exactly one good thing about the car.

@f34rthe4banger

My 1995 Legacy would be crying, but he's kind of a dick so he'd probably just laugh until a spark plug popped out.

The first car I ever drove was a Le Sabre, it was a great car. Well, when it'd actually move forward that is. Oh, and the rust. And the grinding sound the bearings made on the left side. And the engine smelled like a burned-out acetone factory.

Come to think of it that wasn't a great car at ...

F1 + RULE 34.

NO EXCEPTIONS.

I know it's the wrong composer, but the whole time I was thinking "KOYAAANISQAAATSIIIIIII".

I'm curious, will the things you mentioned here also prove that water fluoridation is a government conspiracy, or is there another video for that?

2:38 why is his track suit Dr. Katz?

1:59 HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON.