This is my submission for the 15th Virtual Open Mic at Harmony Central Acoustic Guitar Forums (VOM @ HCAG). These are held every second Sunday of the month. I am the MC.

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http://acapella.harmony-central.com/showthread.php?t=2298457

Verse chords are G, C, and D.
Chorus chords are G and D.

SALLIE MAE

I met her back when I started college.
Her name was Sallie Mae.
She gave me something to remember her by,
And it's still with me today.

CHORUS
The future is unclear
There are so many unknowns
But I'm certain that I'll never
Pay off my school loans.

Take a pound of flesh
And take a couple of bones
Cause I'll never, no I'll never,
Pay off my school loans

I finished college and left Sallie Mae.
Later on she sent me a letter
Reminding me that I'd borrowed something
And I'd better give it back. Yes, I'd better.

CHORUS

So I applied for graduate school.
She took me back, but she didn't forget.
All that I have will always be hers.
I'll forever be in her debt.

CHORUS (less info)