~YOUTUBE DECREES~

I Thou shalt not mention Justin Bieber

II Thou shalt not comment on the dislike bar

III Thou shalt not explain how something is different in Soviet Russia

IV Thou shalt not ask if he died

V Thou shalt not include "Chuck Norris" in a sentence

VI Thou shalt not ask for thumbs up

VII Thou shalt not ask if an inanimate object is ok

*Disobeying the decrees will doom you to a YouTube afterlife filled with bad rap music and male enhancement advertisement

(Insert comment begging for thumbs up here)

(Insert comment saying "0:01 to skip ads" here)

(Insert a negative comment about 18 people here)

(Insert comment asking you to thumbs me up if you're the 310th viewer here)

(Insert comment quoting a line from the video here)

(Insert comment saying it's odd that there are more likes than views here)

(Insert comment about which number viewer you are here)

(Insert comment saying how something is different in Soviet Russia here)

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