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SPARTA NOW HAS HIS OWN PROFILE!:
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LYRICS:
I got this li...
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SPARTA NOW HAS HIS OWN PROFILE!:
http://www.Youtub...
LYRICS:
I got this little kitty about 2 months back
he was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack
This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet
This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean
he's an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand
tries to get in trouble in any way that he can
I could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapper
and I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper
You could lock him in a closet and he just won't care
kitty chews on my shoes and he licks my hair
always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch
playing in the window sills and tearing through the house
He's so full of energy and easily amused
kitty will attack anything that moves
Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a little part of
he's a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite
Where'd you go
are you stalking me?
are you under the couch, quite possibly
ears laid back so you don't get caught
ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got
I know you're probably watching me from across the room
concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon
You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you first
Come out come out before I make things worse
I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been
Hey kitty why don't you give in
Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared
Cause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not scared
I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed
I know your making noises just to mess with my head
You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your pray
cause you always seem to find me first, but not today
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
Come on out, I'm gonna get you now
I've got 'em cornered
and now he's mine
He's not gonna get away this time
I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then...
Aw man! He's asleep in the sink
What is with this cat? I'm confused
He's got a bed, but it's never been used
In every waking moment, kitty's out for the fight
then [fart] next minute kitty's out like a light
How could I let this creature live inside of my home
I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone
I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone
this kitty may destroy everything that I own
Look at him now, I kinda feel bad
He's the best little cat that I've had
and the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that
He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
showing love, that's all this kitty does
BEHIND THE SCENES
If you have a cat, I'm sure you can relate, lol. I originally wrote the song because I didn't want to do a simple talking blog about my Sparta's little biting problem and I also wanted to show my friends back home in Turlock what my new place in Thousand Oaks looks like.. BTW, trying to get a cat to perform for a music video... nearly impossible! lol Thanks for watching : )
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Chocolate0woman favorited a video
(7 months ago)
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Get this song on iTunes! http://itunes.app...
Get my CD!! http://dftba.com/...
A response to Mr. Safety/SMPFilms "Mean Kitty Song" ;-)
Lyrics:
I got this little kitty about 10 years ago.
I guess he's not so little, he's kind of old and slow.
I wouldn't call him a ninja, now way no how.
If anything I'd say he looks like a cow.
My kitty's so nice he'd never bite my hand.
He never gets in trouble if he did he'd get SLAMMED.
But there was this one time when he accidentally bit me
So he rubbed his face on my face and apologized quickly.
If there's one thing I don't like, It's when he licks.
But then again who can resist this.
All he really does is just sit in his chair
24/7 like he just don't care.
His energy lacks. He's in that chair all day. (not me!)
He wouldn't even move if a gorilla was in the way.
With this kitty I don't worry about a thing.
He's the nicest little kitty so we call him Persia?!
My little kitty doesn't fight, no he's so nice.
In the end Sparta (smpfilms cat) didn't stand a chance, no!
Persia had one that night.
Hey little kitty yeah your so nice, so nice.
Hey little kitty, yeah where'd you go?
Oh wait, I think I know...
Without a doubt I thought that you'd be in
The chair but no,
It must be time for meow mix.
He knows his food sucks but he'll eat it anyway.
People food equals a tummy ache.
And I don't want to be the one to clean up his throw up.
Plus we're over that stage he was nice enough to grow up.
And when he's gotta poo, he knows what to do,
"Hey Dave let me out, I'll be back in a few"
Life's so great so much time to relax.
Yeah life's so great when you've got my cat. .
Check out
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Chocolate0woman favorited a video
(7 months ago)
I threw some random Mika clips together and the song I used is "Pop...
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I threw some random Mika clips together and the song I used is "Pop Goes My Heart" from the movie "Music & Lyrics" haha
The Copyright belongs to WMG for the song "Pop Goes My Heart"
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Chocolate0woman favorited a video
(7 months ago)
This song is now available on itunes! Check out my parody album here: ht...
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This song is now available on itunes! Check out my parody album here: http://bit.ly/gir...
Please comment, rate, favorite... and subscribe for more parody videos! Add me as a friend: http://www.myspac...
My official website: http://www.vprinc...
-Written/sung/performed/edited by me
- Granny (First Love) played by the fabulous Zipster08
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Generic Parody Music Composed and Performed by Steve of:
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Thanks to Gladys for allowing me to shoot her legs lol
And yes, I play the 3 nursing home vixens and nurse) :P
For high quality audio (but less quality image):
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This song will be available on my album coming out soon! It will also be downloadable on itunes, so stay tuned!
LYRICS:
Katy Perry- I Kissed a Girl (Parody) --Elderly Remix
It was my boyrfriend's family
Not something crazy
He took me to meet his old granny
Then something phased me
She's not like most elderly
She kept glaring from behind the chips...
I went to kiss her on the cheek
And she went for my lips..
(Chorus)
OLD LADY:
I kissed a girl
And I liked it
The taste of her
denture cream
ME:
The taste of her denture cream
But it's okay with me
I was enticed
I found my vice
I wish she had planted one
on me twice
It was my sin
Soft wrinkled skin
Stretched saggy chin
A toothless grin
(Verse)
No I don't even know her age
It doesn't matter
Lock me inside an iron cage
It will not shatter
This burning flame
It can't be tamed
No I cannot resist
Her snow white hair
Vintage wheel chair
Sparks flew
The moment we kissed
CHORUS
(Bridge)
I don't know what happened to me
My taste went from Brad Pitt to grannies
Walkers, dentures, and Hearing Aids
I like my ladies older by decades
Oh Oh Oh
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