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The people in those pain endurance movies and reality shows are like hockey players with no talent. Over the course of a short career, they break their noses twice, lose a few teeth, and make a few million, but the upside is, they don't have to fight for practice time on the ice or get traded to...

As of Nov, 29, 2011, Bill wins.

Next up on the QI drawing board...pencil lead!

Oh sure, she calls herself a geek, but I bet she's never fucked one. She's just faking a crossover demographic, like that cutie pie Christian-loving atheist S.E. Cupp. It's been done.

@Friedstuffsable It's only a problem if you get a woody after the kid's bumped into you. Otherwise, just dump your drink on the little twerp's head when it bangs into you and it'll stay away after that.

Funny, but when some politically correct twit decided to bleep this act, it lost all of its humor and its poignancy. This video clip is, as a result, absolutely pointless.

Thumbs down for both the needless bleeping, and posting neutered comedy clips.

A bunch of newly-married Canadian homosexual couples storming the US border? I'd pay money to see that. I'm guessing it wouldn't be a surprise attack. They'd be repelled pretty quickly, because there's no way they'd cut Americans' grass for cheap. Hair maybe, but grass...no way.

@luminaeus Re. your latest response to @DRM2193: The big question for overly pious Americans is: which of the more than 28,000 variants of Christianity is the correct one? Send them home to ponder that one and the religious vote may not even make it out on election day.

...an element where she could possibly be eaten by a lion...hopefully before she managed to successfully breed.

A more important question is what kind of asshole god would allow so many false religions to flourish in the first place and then punish people for picking the wrong one? It's hard enough picking the right kind of toothpaste these days.

Hey genius. How do Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny factor into all of this? You still believe in them too, right?

If you saw a guy sitting in the park writing a book and asked him what he was writing and he told you he was writing the word of God because he was divinely insp...

@Imjustalone1 Opinions that are based on fairy tales should never be respected, especially when they are forced upon others. Instead, they should be treated, with education, reality checks, therapy, and in extreme cases, psychiatric medicines.

Maybe it would have been better if they'd cast Kevin Costner in the lead?

@seansalvador1 You go ad hominem, you forfeit your argument.

What you are describing here is a failure of the processes used to determine guilt, not a failure of the punishment itself. If the evidence is airtight, which has ALWAYS been my argument, and the person in question is nothing more tha...

@A55TRICKY You're arguing semantics, but I'll give you a nod here. Mistake implies cognitive thought or intent. Errors can happen without thought.

Belief in God is a survival tactic when you live in a literal theocracy like Iran or a hopeful one like the southern US.

There are those who think...

@ChipArgyle Of course not! Religious people make things up. It just seemed apt.

@amemy1 Thanks. Ever notice that many magicians hone their skills by reproducing the miracles of Jesus?

The thing I get a kick out of is that the apologists don't understand that they have the argument for a universe precisely tuned for life exactly backwards. Life adapts to its environment.

If there wasn't already an active file named Cenk Uygur at the FBI...there is now.

To make this idea really credible, it would probably be a good idea to specify exactly how the money raised at $30/ kit, $10/ bracelet, and $25/ shirt is going to be used. Then be transparent about it and publish the independently prepared accounting statements monthly on the Kony2012 website. ...

Jimmy Carter or Ronald Reagan? Look at the Republican slate of inbreds vying for leadership that the US has now. I don't see any improvement.

Kirk lies. Marriage was not defined in the "garden". The Adam and Eve characters were not married. God blessed them then told them to go make babies, literally in so many words. Blessing someone isn't marrying them. Marriage was actually a Greek invention, near as we can tell. Then he says ...

Of course we can all assume that you've completed the necessary schooling to diagnose sociaopathy, right? With your oversimplified definitions, and through your own words, you note that she drove her husband to sociopathy too, although you used the word alcoholism, likely in error. You meant so...

Rockiest start I've ever seen to a comedy show, yet still skillfully controlled by the man with the microphone.

Someone obviously gave him the money. Then Jobs died and someone appointed a committee to name the latest iteration of the product. The iPad 3, er, no, the iPad, er, no, er, yes, the iPad which is really the iPad-after-iPad 2 was just announced today. Buy it quick, before you have to upgrade t...