About this user
Professional YouTube account creator, looking to date anyone with a lot of money who is nice looking, willing to accept donations or stay at your house while I am on tour, I'm an old hottie when I put some eye concealer on! I was recently shot in the face, so don't mind me if I ooze a bit.
Age
62
Occupation
I am currently unemployed, since nobody wants to hire someone in my mental or physical condition. My criminal background doesn't help much either.
Companies
Proud owner of an eyewear company, which in it's day earned $20 million, until I blew it all on hair extensions and photo shoots.
Schools
Derek Zoolander's School for Kids Who Can't Read Good
Interests
I really enjoy trying to help up-and-coming stars like Ysabella Brave and Jessica Rose. I enjoy re-living my happier days by posting pictures of famous people willing to give me a fan-shot and old footage of me pushing sunglasses in the prime of my life. Oh yeah, and watching myself on camera, that is so much fun! I'm constantly on the lookout for the stalker of the week, so behave for Little Miss Cheryl now y'all.
