ChainerMech

You know you live in 2008/2009 when.....

1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or a myspace.

4.) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5

10.) you actually looked up to check if there was a number 5.

11.) and now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this on your youtube page if you got owned, and you know you did


The white man said, Colored people are not allowed here.

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said, Listen sir...
When I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK


But you sir


When your born your pink,
When you grow up your white,
When your sick, your green,
When you go in the sun you turn red,
When your cold you turn blue,
And when you die you turn purple.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?

Put this on your page if you hate racism

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