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Certex
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Certex
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4 weeks ago
island o Punk august 2011
Oi Polloi
Wow! It's just like 1989 all over again, Oi Pollio being self-righteous pricks! Deek is a rich prick who comes from money. The End.
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The Beastie Boys & Run Dmc ( The Tube 1987 )
The Beastie Boys & Run Dmc ( The Tube 1987 )
This is a bad and pointless interview but it's clear that MCA is JOKING about the dog from start to finish - listen to the crap he talks about it being raised in Liverpool and suchlike. Not a funny joke at all, but GET A SENSE OF HUMOR.
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Sloppy Seconds - I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual
A fun video that I'm sure will piss off a few close minded individuals.
And this song (complete with hilarious video) is A FUCKING SATIRE, SHIT! GROW UP! GET A SENSE OF FUCKING HIM-ON-HIM HUMOR! And in case you're wondering, the bit at the start is from Female Trouble by John Waters. You're welcome.
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Sloppy Seconds - I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual
A fun video that I'm sure will piss off a few close minded individuals.
And this song is pURE FUCKING SATIRE, SHIT! GROW UP!
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Crimpshrine - Summertime
Crimpshrine - Duct Tape Soup - 02 Summertime
Guitar, Vocals: Jeff Ott
Guitar: Idon Bryant
Bass: Pete Rypins
Drums: Aaron Elliot (Cometbus)
Reales...
OOOOH the politics and I heard this second-hand and I don't like that first-hand first gland first bland...WHO GIVES A FUCK. JUST ENJOY THE SONG YOU STUPID DELUDED YOUNG WANNABE-PC CONFUSED CUNTS. And if you want to use the name Confused Cunts for a band, go right ahead... :)
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Crimpshrine - Summertime
Crimpshrine - Duct Tape Soup - 02 Summertime
Guitar, Vocals: Jeff Ott
Guitar: Idon Bryant
Bass: Pete Rypins
Drums: Aaron Elliot (Cometbus)
Reales...
What a beautiful song/
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Malcolm Middleton - We're All Going To Die
This is the official video for the Malcolm Middleton Christmas single "We're All Going To Die" feauring Kim Noble. Directed by Tom Haines - http://...
@dylanvine Nice wee Bukowski ref...
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Improved Falkrik Cruise
Improved Version of the falkirk cruise vid
Fucking cumguzzler clowns...
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Certex
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1 month ago
Falkirk Cruise
Pics of the falkirk cruise
Load. Of. Fucking. Decorticated. Pathetic. Chimps. The vapid scum that make living in the town centre a FUCKING NIGHTMARE and FUCK THE LOT OF YOU.
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Falkirk and Proud
A wee video of Falkirk
I live in Chicago now. I grew up in Falkirk. I miss it. And I also hate it. Which is something I will never resolve.
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Falkirk the next morning: Still pished.
we walked L.C tae his work in falkirk. am steamin woke up and hit the jack D. i'm listenin to back to the 90's dance tracks and seem to forget no o...
Load ay shite. Liked the Vicky Wine sadness though, weejie clowns.
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Falkirk High Street chip pan fire
Davie Reegs learn about chip pan fires with Fireman Tam in Falkirk High Street
Magic and tragic and hilarious. ONLY in Falkirk!
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@nempozpag The song is about, believe it or not, a young boy suffocating to death in a fridge. He goes to hide in a 'hiding place made by Frigidaire' to play a joke on his pals when they're oujt playing and dies in the fridge when it closes after him. It's in a 'wasteland' and his mother/pals ar...
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NoMeansNo anybody?
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CKY 4 - Chad's Visit To G.G. Allin's Grave.flv
頭悪すぎ
でも尊敬してしまいます
This is truly one of the saddest, most absolutely fucking pathetic things I have ever seen in my time on this planet. FUCKING DOLTFEST.
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CKY 4 - Chad's Visit To G.G. Allin's Grave.flv
頭悪すぎ
でも尊敬してしまいます
Bam Margera should be fucking kicked to death on general principle. Fucking obnoxious rich kid faggot dolt poser. I always wanted him to be the first cunt from Jacksass to die. No such luck,
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Certex
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1 month ago
Narcoleptic Youth - Dear John
Narcoleptic Youth :D
@noke439 See correct response below.
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Narcoleptic Youth - Dear John
Narcoleptic Youth :D
There's a couple of wrong/incomplete/wrong lines. This song is a classic and I will rectify this ASAP, trust me.
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Narcoleptic Youth - Dear John
Narcoleptic Youth :D
GobblE down your vegan soup tomorrow at lunch
But whatever you do John...don't drink the punch
Your black flag fades to red you're a sickle hammerhead in the communistry
Come up with your hands out now the place is in flames
Forget about your suitcase all you need is your brain
I may be saying J...
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Narcoleptic Youth - Dear John
Narcoleptic Youth :D
Thats their test John
And are your robes crispy clean
Well you know thta's it's fun to protest in this weather
but did you change in your jacket a sweater
and are your white robes crispy clean
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Narcoleptic Youth - Dear John
Narcoleptic Youth :D
In fact boys, I am drunk, but for the three people who love this song like I do, here are the lyrics, straight from the band after an annoying drun email which somebody replied:
'Dear John, I hope you get this letter in time
before they wishy-wash away your mind
or is it already gone?
Well you k...
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Narcoleptic Youth - Dear John
Narcoleptic Youth :D
If any of youse want the lyrics I would be glad to provide them cos I wrote to the band drunk and they gave me them...
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Narcoleptic Youth - Dear John
Narcoleptic Youth :D
It/s OBVIOUS what this song is about. The singer has tragically lost a friend (John) to a cult (referencing them to being like the cult who killed themselves waiting for a UFO) and is trying to tell him 'don't drink the punch,' which is a reference to the Jim Jones cult in Guayana in 1978, where ...
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Is this the one with where they played with Lazy Cowgirls and Elvis Hitler too? I believe it is, and I was there. Got a free hotdog. If this is the same gig, where Vadge knocks over the drumset at the end, is it possible to get a full-length copy of this at all? I would fucking LOVE to see it!
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Certex
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1 month ago
Whats goin on..
If you need help or would like to contact me you can find me on twitter @jonahmowryreal
UPDATE 12/28/11 - PLEASE READ
The "Whats goin on.." video ...
This just made me cry. STAY STRONG, wee man. FUCK THE HIGH SCHOOL BULLYING SCUM. High school is TEMPORARY and the people who do this crap are not happy in themselves anyway. You will do better than them in life. Guaranteed.
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GG Allin - Shove That Warrant Up Your Ass
GG Allin and the Murder Junkies
FUCKING SUPERB SONG.
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Danny Diablo - "Sex and Violence" feat. Tim Armstrong and Everlast
Danny Diablo's cover of Exploited's "Sex and Violence" feat. Tim Armstrong and Everlast
Directed by Lord Ezec
Some of the stupidest, most braindead crap it has ever been my misfortune to waste moments of my life on...
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Descendents - Catalina
Milo Goes To College
I used to have that album on vinyl. Stunning from start to finish. I like how the writing on the label is in typescript too. PERFECT.
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@Madhat_Mcgore - It's Me (Official Video)
Track taken from Scottish rapper Madhat Mcgore's latest EP release "Findin Time"available on FREE DOWNLOAD from Uk Rap Music - http://www.ukrapmusi...
Ah saw this cunt beggin fir change ootside ay ASDA in Falkirk yin time ah'm shair! LOL
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The Dwarves - Working Class Hole
from The Dwarves Are Born Again
@jwhiteout He's not a Jew, he's Catholic. Unless you're joking, that's about the level of intelligence I expect from your average Dwarves fan.
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Certex
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5 months ago
Killer Fish (1979) Trailer
Jewel thieves attempt to recover treasure from piranha infested waters. Mistrust and betrayals happen amongst the gang in the quest for gold. If yo...
Your reaction?
I actually saw this Italian pieceashit Piranha ripoff (which was in itself a Jaws ripoff) in the cinema in 1979. I was 10 years old. I still bear the mental and emotional scars. And feel lucky to do so! :)
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Killer Fish (1979) Trailer
Jewel thieves attempt to recover treasure from piranha infested waters. Mistrust and betrayals happen amongst the gang in the quest for gold. If yo...
I actually saw this Italian pieceashit Piranha! ripoff in the cinema in 1979. I was 10 years old. I still bear the mental and emotional scars. And feel lucky to do so! :)
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Jamie Kennedy: Heckler Trailer - Comedy.com
The official trailer for Jamie Kennedy's new documentary "Heckler," which features Dave Attell, Lewis Black, Joe Rogan, Nick Swardson, Bill Maher, ...
I would say, though, that this DVD was worth every penny of the $1 I paid for it new.
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Jamie Kennedy: Heckler Trailer - Comedy.com
The official trailer for Jamie Kennedy's new documentary "Heckler," which features Dave Attell, Lewis Black, Joe Rogan, Nick Swardson, Bill Maher, ...
Saw this movie last night. Interesting and funnyish, but Kennedy (whom I had never heard of before) just came across as an unfunny person who couldn't handle any kind of criticism of his lack of talent and thus decided to make a doc to codify his thin-skinnedness. He wasn't funny in any clip I sa...
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Radio Host Prank Calls Scottish Pizza Takeaway
English radio host makes repeated prank calls to Scottish pizza takeaway. Hilarious.
Middle class English idiots with nothing better to do than pathetically wind up some poorly-paid worker. Glad he told them where to get off. 'Funny' little boys. Because prank calls are for BOYS in their mid-teens. Racist swill. They didn't phone up an ENGLISH pizza place, did they? Pricks. "I've...
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About Certex's channel
National Record Store Day with Jello Biafra
http://www.dreamnotoftoday....
(d)N0t interviews Jello Biafra at Amoeba Records on National Record Store Day
http://www.dreamnotoftoday....
22,514 views
Certex said:
What the fuck's with the interviewer's ridiculous hair?
Mike Myers-Scottish Father
The Dad from "So I married an Ax Murderer"
320,756 views
Certex said:
It's definitely FORTNIGHTLY. The word 'fortnight' is not used by Americans, so they would not understand it and would use 'nightly' instead, I would imagine, because fortnightly would make no sense to them.
Mike Myers-Scottish Father
The Dad from "So I married an Ax Murderer"
320,756 views
Certex said:
I am Scottish and this portrait, embarrassingly, is TOTALLY ACCURATE. And funny as hell. No gonnae cause a stooshie aboot it, likesay...
GG Allin Carmelita
This is the official release for the video of GG Allin's classic rendition of the Warren Zevon song Carmelita from GG's cd (and upcoming dvd) title...
261,853 views
Certex said:
You know, (wo)man (it'll be a man cos very, very few women like GG)...I just have to comment again in my drunken nonsense about how FUCKING GREAT this video is. It's a visually experimental, expertly rigged vid, and was not done by an amateur. I used to write for American Cinematographer and hav...
GG Allin Carmelita
This is the official release for the video of GG Allin's classic rendition of the Warren Zevon song Carmelita from GG's cd (and upcoming dvd) title...
261,853 views
Certex said:
You know, (wo)man (it'll be a man cos very, very few women like GG)...I just have to comment again in my drunken nonsense about how FUCKING GREAT this video is. It's a visaully experimental, expertly rigged vid, and was not done by an amateur. I used to write for American Cinematographer and hav...
GG Allin Carmelita
This is the official release for the video of GG Allin's classic rendition of the Warren Zevon song Carmelita from GG's cd (and upcoming dvd) title...
261,853 views
Certex said:
You know, (wo)man (ot'll be a man cos very, very few women like GG)...I just have to comment again in my drunken nonsense about how FUCKING GREAT this video is. It's a visaully experimental, expertly rigged vid, and was not done by an amateur. I used to write for American Cinematographer and have...
GG Allin Carmelita
This is the official release for the video of GG Allin's classic rendition of the Warren Zevon song Carmelita from GG's cd (and upcoming dvd) title...
261,853 views
Certex said:
What a superb video. Thank you for posting it. You synched it very well with the sound/visuals from Hated, and your own monocrhome visuals, where you made it look like 16/36mm film, were ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SUPERB. Well done.
bill hicks rant in E minor
http://soundcloud.com/a-his...
Full Cd!!!! thought I would spread some bill hicks love.
I have all five so if you want em Just Inb...
10,770 views
Certex said:
Thank you for posting this. I have been listening to his man for over 20 years, miss and love him, and think this is the greatest and saddest and most depressing and beautiful and human comedy album ever made.
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