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  • Certex Certex commented 2 days ago

    National Record Store Day with Jello Biafra

    http://www.dreamnotoftoday....

    (d)N0t interviews Jello Biafra at Amoeba Records on National Record Store Day

    http://www.dreamnotoftoday....

    Certex said:

    What the fuck's with the interviewer's ridiculous hair?

    • Mike Myers-Scottish Father

      The Dad from "So I married an Ax Murderer"

      Certex said:

      It's definitely FORTNIGHTLY. The word 'fortnight' is not used by Americans, so they would not understand it and would use 'nightly' instead, I would imagine, because fortnightly would make no sense to them.

    • Mike Myers-Scottish Father

      The Dad from "So I married an Ax Murderer"

      Certex said:

      I am Scottish and this portrait, embarrassingly, is TOTALLY ACCURATE. And funny as hell. No gonnae cause a stooshie aboot it, likesay...

    • GG Allin Carmelita

      This is the official release for the video of GG Allin's classic rendition of the Warren Zevon song Carmelita from GG's cd (and upcoming dvd) title...

      Certex said:

      You know, (wo)man (it'll be a man cos very, very few women like GG)...I just have to comment again in my drunken nonsense about how FUCKING GREAT this video is. It's a visually experimental, expertly rigged vid, and was not done by an amateur. I used to write for American Cinematographer and hav...

    • GG Allin Carmelita

      This is the official release for the video of GG Allin's classic rendition of the Warren Zevon song Carmelita from GG's cd (and upcoming dvd) title...

      Certex said:

      You know, (wo)man (it'll be a man cos very, very few women like GG)...I just have to comment again in my drunken nonsense about how FUCKING GREAT this video is. It's a visaully experimental, expertly rigged vid, and was not done by an amateur. I used to write for American Cinematographer and hav...

    • GG Allin Carmelita

      This is the official release for the video of GG Allin's classic rendition of the Warren Zevon song Carmelita from GG's cd (and upcoming dvd) title...

      Certex said:

      You know, (wo)man (ot'll be a man cos very, very few women like GG)...I just have to comment again in my drunken nonsense about how FUCKING GREAT this video is. It's a visaully experimental, expertly rigged vid, and was not done by an amateur. I used to write for American Cinematographer and have...

    • GG Allin Carmelita

      This is the official release for the video of GG Allin's classic rendition of the Warren Zevon song Carmelita from GG's cd (and upcoming dvd) title...

      Certex said:

      What a superb video. Thank you for posting it. You synched it very well with the sound/visuals from Hated, and your own monocrhome visuals, where you made it look like 16/36mm film, were ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SUPERB. Well done.

    • bill hicks rant in E minor

      http://soundcloud.com/a-his...

      Full Cd!!!! thought I would spread some bill hicks love.

      I have all five so if you want em Just Inb...

      Certex said:

      Thank you for posting this. I have been listening to his man for over 20 years, miss and love him, and think this is the greatest and saddest and most depressing and beautiful and human comedy album ever made.

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  • Certex Certex commented 4 weeks ago

    Certex said:

    Wow! It's just like 1989 all over again, Oi Pollio being self-righteous pricks! Deek is a rich prick who comes from money. The End.

    • The Beastie Boys & Run Dmc ( The Tube 1987 )

      The Beastie Boys & Run Dmc ( The Tube 1987 )

      Certex said:

      This is a bad and pointless interview but it's clear that MCA is JOKING about the dog from start to finish - listen to the crap he talks about it being raised in Liverpool and suchlike. Not a funny joke at all, but GET A SENSE OF HUMOR.

    • Sloppy Seconds - I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual

      A fun video that I'm sure will piss off a few close minded individuals.

      Certex said:

      And this song (complete with hilarious video) is A FUCKING SATIRE, SHIT! GROW UP! GET A SENSE OF FUCKING HIM-ON-HIM HUMOR! And in case you're wondering, the bit at the start is from Female Trouble by John Waters. You're welcome.

    • Sloppy Seconds - I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual

      A fun video that I'm sure will piss off a few close minded individuals.

      Certex said:

      And this song is pURE FUCKING SATIRE, SHIT! GROW UP!

    • Crimpshrine - Summertime

      Crimpshrine - Duct Tape Soup - 02 Summertime

      Guitar, Vocals: Jeff Ott

      Guitar: Idon Bryant

      Bass: Pete Rypins

      Drums: Aaron Elliot (Cometbus)

      Reales...

      Certex said:

      OOOOH the politics and I heard this second-hand and I don't like that first-hand first gland first bland...WHO GIVES A FUCK. JUST ENJOY THE SONG YOU STUPID DELUDED YOUNG WANNABE-PC CONFUSED CUNTS. And if you want to use the name Confused Cunts for a band, go right ahead... :)

    • Crimpshrine - Summertime

      Crimpshrine - Duct Tape Soup - 02 Summertime

      Guitar, Vocals: Jeff Ott

      Guitar: Idon Bryant

      Bass: Pete Rypins

      Drums: Aaron Elliot (Cometbus)

      Reales...

      Certex said:

      What a beautiful song/

    • Malcolm Middleton - We're All Going To Die

      This is the official video for the Malcolm Middleton Christmas single "We're All Going To Die" feauring Kim Noble. Directed by Tom Haines - http://...

      Certex said:

      @dylanvine Nice wee Bukowski ref...

    • Improved Falkrik Cruise

      Improved Version of the falkirk cruise vid

      Certex said:

      Fucking cumguzzler clowns...

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  • Certex Certex commented 1 month ago

    Falkirk Cruise

    Pics of the falkirk cruise

    Certex said:

    Load. Of. Fucking. Decorticated. Pathetic. Chimps. The vapid scum that make living in the town centre a FUCKING NIGHTMARE and FUCK THE LOT OF YOU.

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  • Certex Certex commented 1 month ago

    Narcoleptic Youth - Dear John

    Narcoleptic Youth :D

    Certex said:

    @noke439 See correct response below.

    • Narcoleptic Youth - Dear John

      Narcoleptic Youth :D

      Certex said:

      There's a couple of wrong/incomplete/wrong lines. This song is a classic and I will rectify this ASAP, trust me.

    • Narcoleptic Youth - Dear John

      Narcoleptic Youth :D

      Certex said:

      GobblE down your vegan soup tomorrow at lunch

      But whatever you do John...don't drink the punch

      Your black flag fades to red you're a sickle hammerhead in the communistry

      Come up with your hands out now the place is in flames

      Forget about your suitcase all you need is your brain

      I may be saying J...

    • Narcoleptic Youth - Dear John

      Narcoleptic Youth :D

      Certex said:

      Thats their test John

      And are your robes crispy clean

      Well you know thta's it's fun to protest in this weather

      but did you change in your jacket a sweater

      and are your white robes crispy clean

    • Narcoleptic Youth - Dear John

      Narcoleptic Youth :D

      Certex said:

      In fact boys, I am drunk, but for the three people who love this song like I do, here are the lyrics, straight from the band after an annoying drun email which somebody replied:

      'Dear John, I hope you get this letter in time

      before they wishy-wash away your mind

      or is it already gone?

      Well you k...

    • Narcoleptic Youth - Dear John

      Narcoleptic Youth :D

      Certex said:

      If any of youse want the lyrics I would be glad to provide them cos I wrote to the band drunk and they gave me them...

    • Narcoleptic Youth - Dear John

      Narcoleptic Youth :D

      Certex said:

      It/s OBVIOUS what this song is about. The singer has tragically lost a friend (John) to a cult (referencing them to being like the cult who killed themselves waiting for a UFO) and is trying to tell him 'don't drink the punch,' which is a reference to the Jim Jones cult in Guayana in 1978, where ...

    • Certex said:

      Is this the one with where they played with Lazy Cowgirls and Elvis Hitler too? I believe it is, and I was there. Got a free hotdog. If this is the same gig, where Vadge knocks over the drumset at the end, is it possible to get a full-length copy of this at all? I would fucking LOVE to see it!

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  • Certex Certex commented 1 month ago

    Whats goin on..

    If you need help or would like to contact me you can find me on twitter @jonahmowryreal

    UPDATE 12/28/11 - PLEASE READ

    The "Whats goin on.." video ...

    Certex said:

    This just made me cry. STAY STRONG, wee man. FUCK THE HIGH SCHOOL BULLYING SCUM. High school is TEMPORARY and the people who do this crap are not happy in themselves anyway. You will do better than them in life. Guaranteed.

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  • Certex Certex commented 5 months ago

    Killer Fish (1979) Trailer

    Jewel thieves attempt to recover treasure from piranha infested waters. Mistrust and betrayals happen amongst the gang in the quest for gold. If yo...

    Certex said:

    Your reaction?

    I actually saw this Italian pieceashit Piranha ripoff (which was in itself a Jaws ripoff) in the cinema in 1979. I was 10 years old. I still bear the mental and emotional scars. And feel lucky to do so! :)

    • Killer Fish (1979) Trailer

      Jewel thieves attempt to recover treasure from piranha infested waters. Mistrust and betrayals happen amongst the gang in the quest for gold. If yo...

      Certex said:

      I actually saw this Italian pieceashit Piranha! ripoff in the cinema in 1979. I was 10 years old. I still bear the mental and emotional scars. And feel lucky to do so! :)

    • Jamie Kennedy: Heckler Trailer - Comedy.com

      The official trailer for Jamie Kennedy's new documentary "Heckler," which features Dave Attell, Lewis Black, Joe Rogan, Nick Swardson, Bill Maher, ...

      Certex said:

      I would say, though, that this DVD was worth every penny of the $1 I paid for it new.

    • Jamie Kennedy: Heckler Trailer - Comedy.com

      The official trailer for Jamie Kennedy's new documentary "Heckler," which features Dave Attell, Lewis Black, Joe Rogan, Nick Swardson, Bill Maher, ...

      Certex said:

      Saw this movie last night. Interesting and funnyish, but Kennedy (whom I had never heard of before) just came across as an unfunny person who couldn't handle any kind of criticism of his lack of talent and thus decided to make a doc to codify his thin-skinnedness. He wasn't funny in any clip I sa...

    • Radio Host Prank Calls Scottish Pizza Takeaway

      English radio host makes repeated prank calls to Scottish pizza takeaway. Hilarious.

      Certex said:

      Middle class English idiots with nothing better to do than pathetically wind up some poorly-paid worker. Glad he told them where to get off. 'Funny' little boys. Because prank calls are for BOYS in their mid-teens. Racist swill. They didn't phone up an ENGLISH pizza place, did they? Pricks. "I've...

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