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Ooooh fuck. I knew this day would come: when national propaganda finally catches up with Assassin's Creed and devours it.

Ooooh fuck. I knew this day would come: when national propaganda finally catches up with Assassin's Creed and devours it.

@RedcubeX24 Thanks man. That helped me out.

@horsewolves1 Well let's not forget that pretty much everyone in the Underworld series is still a blood-sucking, men-eating monster.

@windandfire90 Sono pigro, quindi mi limiterò a copiare un commento già postato prima:

Quel 90% si fa prendere in giro da tutto il mondo. Quel 90% è responsabile della nascita dello stereotipo razzista dell'italiano chiassoso e poco educato. Sono studente di lingue e ho viaggiato parecchio. Vado ...

@Schulzffw ROFL

@Dhan1988 Spazzini oltre che predatori. Cambia qualcosa?

Hell yes, Hunter S. Thompson is back on the screen.

@LifeIsUnControlAble WHAT THE HELL?!

Guess I will not see Statham running around in a hospital suit high on epinephrine in this movie uh?

Too bad.

@Sasso105 Sbagliato. La lingua originale è SEMPRE meglio in un film. Hai idea di quanto perda una pellicola quando viene doppiata? Quanto possa perdere di efficacia una frase, la tonalità di una parola, o l'impatto di una canzone? Chiunque abbia un minimo di esperienza con telefilm o film origina...

Come CAZZO si sono permessi di cambiare il mitico doppiatore di Gandalf?!

Have you ever noticed? In a movie EVERY time a martial-arts guy goes against someone making all those unnecessary cool moves, he ends up dead in a second.

I like how they're all italian-americans mafiosi but the protagonist looks like a depressed Goth kid.

@Eli412496 It doesn't matter how strong Heller's virus and healing powers are, a kick from Chuck Norris can destroy matter on molecular level.

@likira111 HOLY BEN KENOBI!

@Elround4 Alexander himself said it. Immortals are oddities of nature. The world is meant for humans. He was the eldest and more powerful of immortals, carrying the original, pure Corvinus strain. As Selene later said, he would have been able to defeat anyone, including Marcus, yet he didn't make...

Russel's back bitches!

Wtf are my two comments doing up there? o_O

You know it's a game with virus shit when there's a female-computer voice talking. It's always like that.

Btw, I can't wait for this game to come out: TAKE MY GODDAMN MONEY!

Being a vampire is a pain in the ass. Stages are annoying and hard to manage. I went werewolf: got all the totems, got the ring of Hircine and when I'm almost overwhelmed by too many enemies...boom, transofrm and rip them to shreds.

Illusionist Assassin= Nightblade. They're known as Nightblades. Nightblade is the class name you're looking fore ^_*.

Wabbajack! Wabbajack! Wabbajack! Wabbajack! Wabbajack! Wabbajack! I know cats can be bats can be rats can be hats can be gnats can be that's can be thises. Wabbajack! Wabbajack! Wabbajack! Wabbajack! Wabbajack! Wabbajack! And that doors can be boars can be snores can be floors can be roars can be...

@Millynn87 You have it on your own reading top comments :). But you're right...I'll go fap.

@marcohammerdown Ah, quindi oltre che razzista sei anche volgare e paranoico? Divertente. Puntualizzre l'etimologia di una parola non ne giustifica automaticamente l'utilizzo contestuale. Ad esempio se io ti spiegassi l'etimologia di tutte le parole che compongono la frase "sottospecie di zappa i...

Quick question: detect life is very useful while transformed into werewolf, but I've noticed that when I use it, enemies that still didn' notice me, will notice me istantly. Is it normal since I roar or just a bug?

Guys, we all know why we clicked on this video, right?

I loved Viktor, that son of a bitch. He was SO vampire: noble, ancient, ridiculously powerful.

Fun Fact:

The cars killed more people than the werewolf.

Oh man, seriously? A Wolf vs Tiger video? Anyone who knows even just a little bit about both species, knows that a single wolf doesn't stand a chance against an adult full-grown tiger.

Maybe a pack of three-four wolves would have a chance against a single tiger, that's it.

Was never a fair fight. The Tarantula Hawk is a wasp made for hunting spiders and placing eggs in them.

Salticidae spider vs Tarantula Hawk: that would be a fair fight.

@pallues The general family name of these spiders is "Salticidae" (from Latin "Salticus" which means "jumper"). I don't know the specific name of that sub-species. They may look cute, but if you were a fly, they would be terrifying. They are among the most smart predators on this planet. Their e...

And that, son, is why you don't fuck with a thousand years old vampire.

0:28 When the earrings come off, you know shit is raining down.

@bhbrklyn Amen.

WHERE THE FUCKING TWINKIEEEEES?

Alex Mercer learned all his tricks from The Thing.

Here's what I would want to see: The Thing vs Alien vs Jeepers Creeper vs Kerrigan XD

@Klinkex You may not believe it, but tthat was my exact thought more or less.

How the hell can there be a sequel if at the end of the second movie the Creeper has ended up mutilated and nailed? I mean c'mon, they also know that he awakes every 23 years so can't they just prepare themselves by binding his body with loads of chains, nails and stuff like that? The Creeper is ...

@aaoppe Watch Van Helsing.

0:56 ---> FINISHI HIM!

@ashli674 0:52 ---> That is Caroline having the upper hand?