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"I know the slowmo thingie was pretty serious and investigative, but I cryied of laughin of Daniel voice... His "oh my god" normal voice i..."
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"I know the slowmo thingie was pretty serious and investigative, but I cryied of laughin of Daniel voice... His "oh my god" normal voice it's already fun, in slowmo whas just... madness"
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"@Juanmiranda61 So it's like... Player who can play like him: himself. Players who can't: all the rest of the guitar players."
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CaveraYMacaco99 liked a video
(4 days ago)

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Get the mp3 here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/9n4o8d
Here's them songwords:
Going to skip the part where I say "yea...
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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Get the mp3 here: http://www.sendspace.com/file/9n4o8d
Here's them songwords:
Going to skip the part where I say "yeah" a bunch of times Get straight the the Lyrics Forge, craft some fucking rhymes And if it's anything like smithing in Elder Scrolls Five Then I'll exploit this motherfucker up to level ninety-nine.
You make an iron dagger, you enchant that shit too No more iron ingots? Run that bitch through! I don't fuck around in caves like some retard fucking Dwemer Get away from my grindstone! I'll break your fucking femur!
I've been waiting for Skyrim since I turned thirty-nine Extended adolescence suits me just fine Don't worry about child support when you're a dragon lord I just trapped your soul in my motherfucking sword.
Graphics in this shit looks like art by Helen Keller I want a wife so real you can motherfucking smell her But these people all look like Perfect Dark 64 Motherfucker teleports when he opens up the door.
Start the game as a prisoner, for Azura's fucking sake Redguard can never catch a motherfucking break Sean Connery's brother saves your neck from division Repaying him with murder's now your number one mission.
I'm a destruction mage and I'm wearing full dragons No penalty for that shit, come at me bandit faggots! Not that you even get to choose a fucking class How's this even armour? It's made of fucking glass!
To pick a fucking lock, you turn it left and right To pick a fucking wife, you keep your dick in sight To kill a fucking dragon, you just shout at the clouds And to get mad rep, you wolf out in crowds.
Two days out of jail, I'm the master of every guild No one seems to mind all the villagers I've killed They dumbed this series down, should've called it "Retard Heaven" There's only 18 skills, Morrowind had 27.
I can't tell you've been playing by the radius of your stink Beard on your throat and the cheese on your dink Quit your fucking job just to work in a game So sit on your throne, as the Prince of the Lame.
Mess with the best, get beat down and undressed I know you did this too, your jerk rags confessed What a great feature: Bunch of shouts that do nothing I'll clear the skies, motherfucker! You know I'm not bluffing!
Ghosts in this shit just want to be bros Even underground it still fucking snows Three dragons at once? That shit's fucking fair I just made a potion out of salt and pubic hair.
How original! Skeletons and wizards and ants I see that shit every time I take off my pants Wow, and since Oblivion the voice cast got bigger! Three more people and one of them's Tigger.
Wrong! Discovered Solitude when I was 15 Master of One-Handed with my daily routine [Formula for defining a comoving distance] Cool fucking dragon language! Mine's sweet too.
Game's so fucking short, you're done as soon as you begin it Skyrim is shit but at least there's sewers in it.
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