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Swifty Cartoonz is not the best fire mage. He PALES in comparison to Fossil.

Totalbiscuit, I am honest when I say that I am displeased with the way this overview of Arena is presented. I have been playing the beta of Tribes Ascend since November and although I share some of the same frustrations of getting knocked off (even though it rarely happens) I feel that this over...

Nexius you're shorter than my brother, Fossil. He's 6 foot 5 inches. He knows how that shit is.

What is this "vehicle safety" that everyone seems to be talking about?

Sorry Red 5, but FireFall fails to compare with Tribes gameplay. It has its own style. The game is too slow paced to be a Tribes game.

Traditionally, he says "see the nigger on a one way ride"

But people actually film possible extraterrestrial happenings. God, on the other hand.......

That sucks. There are so many amazing gamecube games.

Condolences, Swifty.

Sorry Merc, CS will never hold a candle to Tribes 2.

Zooc, try Memphis every day!

But my name is Austin! Where the fuck do I go in? Texas?

I beat the shit out of some kid named Kyle back when I was in school.

I wonder if you call yourself Zooc in your subconscious or your real name.

Joe, why did you strike George Carlin down?

Swifty, buy American. American>all.

When he said King Richard Figures the Long Shaft, did he call him King Dick Figures the Big Dick?

When Mike says that he would want to be a baseball player, notice the women moaning in the background out of attraction.

He sounds so feminine.

Your welcome. -Memphis citizen.

Zooc, are you referring to things like dildos? It has been proven that many women love dildos.

I am upset with Ubisoft because ACR's story in its entirety was horrifically short.

@tyrantkirby Ah.

He has one badass spinfusor.

Coffee has a trade-off: It is an antidepressant, helps protect against heart problems, and a few other things but at the cost of your hydration. Coffee contains caffeine, which is a major dehydrator.

Swifty duel the REAL best of each class. Cartoonz is by no means the best fire mage.

I want the aliens to be the Chimera.

FPSRussia for Top Shot imo.

Finally someone who ISN'T an inquisitor.

Please do more of these, King Biscuit I.

In the United States of America, if we do not like the way the government is going, we as citizens have the right to change or abolish the standing government. If this bill passes, let's say they take down Facebook and Youtube, sites which most Americans use, I think people might be using that ri...

She's beautiful imo.

@oneupdawg Still, it added variety to everything. I was able to play AC2 for the entire year until ACB. I stopped playing it after about 4 months because I got tired of one city over and over and overagain. It's just nice to have a change of scenery when you need it the most.

If TB did actual game reviews, he would put IGN and Gamespot out of business.

The Battle of Thermopylae was intended to funnel the Persians's forces so the Spartans could attack them at an equal level. While Themistocles, an Athenian general, was constantly winning naval battles despite him being outnumbered, King Leonidas ordered a tactical retreat, leaving his 300 men an...

IDK about what James said, but the song's boss.

Friendly intro is friendly :D

When he said "carrying anything" I thought Batman meant an STD.

Looks like Samus didn't kill all the space pirates. There's still 5 left.

This is where the idea for Payday: The Heist came from!

When I played the first Altair level in Revelations, the first thing I said was "Ey wassa matta you Altair"

Robin uses Make Batman Smile on Batman!

It's not very effective....

Makes me sad that they can create masterpieces like this but come up with that POS Lulu.