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THE REASON IT WAS CALLED HOT DOG AERIALS IS BECAUSE FRED FUCHS HAD WET DREAMS ABOUT MR. INTELLIVISION STICKING A WORKING 5200 CONTROLLER UP HENRY THOMAS' ASS WHICH CAUSED THE TOTAL DESTRUCION OF A PLANET LIKE IN STAR STRIKE FOR MATTEL ELECTRONICS' INTELLIVISION VIDEO GAME SYSYEM AND THE VIDEOGAME CRASH OF 1983.

IF YOU WANT TO PLAY WINTER GAMES I STRONGLY RECOMMEND THE 7800 VERSION IT IS BETTER THAN THE NINTENDO VERSION AND THE CLOUDS DON'T LOOK LIKE MESSED UP JAPANESE TEXT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THE CARTRIDGE OUT AND BLOW ON IT. BUT DON'T LET THE IRATE GAMER PLAY IT BECAUSE HE WILL USE BOTH HIS GAMEGENIE AND HIS GAMESHARK TO CHEAT AND GET A PERFECT SCORE OF 9.9 IN CAT TIT BINGO FOR THE FAMICOM AND THE ATARI 2800 WHICH IS THE JAPANESE 2600 IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW.

BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO PUSH BUTTONS LIKE THE FAG FROM THE MOVIE THE WIZARD I SUGGEST YOU TRY THE DOS VERSION OF TERMINATOR 2 WHICH IS WAY BETTER THAN THE SNES VERSION BECAUSE ARNOLD ISN'T BEING HUNG BY AN INVISIBLE ROPE BUT IT WAS MADE BY Ljn TOO SO YOU ARE BETTER OFF WANKING TO BUGS BUNNY DRESSED AS A WOMAN LIKE GARTH DID IN WAYNE'S WORLD 1 BEFORE HE DISCOVERED THAT YOU CAN CALL JESSICA RABBIT WITH A COLECOVISION CONTROLLER. ROCK OVER LONDON, ROCK ON CHICAGO. FASHION BUG: LOOK GREAT, SPEND LESS.

-PURPLE FOR PUTRID GAME PLAY
-BLUE FOR BAD MUSICAL ABOMINATIONS
-GREEN FOR GRAPHICAL FARTS AND GARLIC
-YELLOW FOR PISS POOR LACK OF LOYALTY TO SOURCE MATERIAL
-ORANGE FOR ORANGE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT
-AND RED FOR HIGH-STRESS, ANGER-INDUCING MASOCHISM.

PUT THAT ALL TOGETHER, YOU GOT ALL THE COLORS OF THE SHIT RAINBOW. HOORAY LJN.

Yo crash him lyk a walnut!

And sprinkle him on some salad!

PUT SOME DRESSING ON THE BOY!