Free will... is an illusion...

You know that you are in 2011 when...

1.)you accidentally type your password
in the microwave;

2.)you don't play solitary with real cards
in years;

3.)the reason for which you haven't contacted
your friends, is because they don't have nickname
or myspace;

4.)you rather look for all the house for
the remote control then just simply click on
the TV button;

6.)your boss doesn't even have the ability to do
your work;

7.)as you read this, you continue to laugh and to smile;

8.)as you read this, you think about
sending it to all of your friends;

9.)and you were very busy to notice number 5;

10.)at this moment you rolled back to verify that
it really lacks number 5;

11.)and now you're laughing at your stupidity...

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