About this user
My name is Sherman Chan, I was born in 1687. I was born and raised by a pack of wolves. When I finally figured out who I really was. I killed my parents with a spoonanana. (Spoon who had sex with a banana) As I stared out into the world I decided to travel to all the car washes in the Continental United States. But while traveling to my 666th car wash. I was at a local starbucks. I purchased some beer. While I was drinking the milk I had purchased. I heard a voice singing "Its the best of both worlds" I was never the same again. From that day forward, I knew who I really was. I was Hannah Montana. Also known as the porn star of Disney. Meanwhile somewhere Adaven. Mojo JoJo was taking a shower that lasted 62 minutes. (Who knew what he was doing in there?) He then dropped the lotion bottle. Why? Because he too knew who he really was. The Under Taker. He was the never same again. He then traveled on every single Bingo Tournament. And did you know what? He won every single won. And he got laid at every single one. He was living the life. But until one day he saw Hannah Montana. He heard the voice. But while everyone was enjoying the concert; including Mojo JoJo. Carrot Top was in the Balcony with his hoodlums. He was plotting to make his own fast food restaurant, with fat foods. And over charged prices. Sort of like K-Mart. While Carrot Top was planning this evil plot. Mojo JoJo and Hannah Montana knew that something was wrong. So Hannah Montana pulled out a 12 gauge shotgon and blew out Mojo JoJo's brains out. While every one was screaming Hannah Montana climbed the ladder to the balcony. Finally when Hannah Montana walked all the way to the end of the stairs. She had realized that Carrot Top was throwing a YMCA party for Mark Walbourg. So she left. ( or he?) Carrot Top had succeed in his evil plans. He then built the notorious MCDonalds. But Medusa popped out of nowhere and turned him to stone! And do you know who he is? That's right. He is the Ronald McDonald Clown. Hannah Montana then died of lung cancer from doing a bunch of drugs I never even heard of. Like Crackajoewanna. Mojo JoJo was murdered by Hannah Montana in front of thousands. But one thing came out of this. Mojo JoJo's religion was Hinduism. He then reincarnated into Justin Bieber or was it Beaver? I unno, but yeah he became like a squirrel. So nobody loved him. So he shot him self and he was like, bleh. And I was like I know right. And they lived happily every after.
Age
21
Hometown
The Blackmobile
Country
United States
Occupation
Student and sprinting
Schools
Westview Middle School
Interests
Video games, music, girls :D, smiley faces, television, hanging out with friends, AW style sprites, history, Myspace and Facebook.
