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Fuck you Ubisoft.

If you are interested in credibility, you should post the details of this video - how, what, when, where, why, etc. etc.

I believe in angels - but that was probably a moth.

Quick question - did you turn your graphics down so you can see people more easily or because your vid card is .. limited?

I am ashamed to admit this, but that last one from Troll 2 doesn't count. The dude gets turned into a tree slowly before he dies. At least I watched it with the Rifftrax =)

@Zentoris - The trolls turn people into green goo because they're vegetarians. They make them drink or eat something tha...

Duke's not my favorite Joe, but killing him off would be a cheap mistake. Like a cheap apology for the first movie.

This looks supremely lame. Have these people not played like any decent modern game on any modern platform?

Amazing air brush job. You may want to study road kill a little more before your next fake, as the blood doesn't look so bright.

@wesispimp9000 Yeah the cat is obviously looking above the TV. TheBaronBaker should edit his description to say, "I have put together a video with my Siamese cat - siefa, attempting to make it look like siefa is playing with the tiger on kinectimals for xbox Kinect. Because I'm a douche."

I used to do this in battlefield 2 before infantry only mode came out. I haven't tried it as much in bfbc2, but then again I don't play it as much I as I did bf2. Nice video and thank you. I lol'ed several times at work and probably made my coworkers wonder "wtf?" The ATV jumping over and exp...

Got something against women? lol

@Ropieroo My college roomates and I used to sing along with this song! "ITS TIME TO BREAK THE LAW!" YUB NUB!

Wow anyone who has played lightsabers as a kid or with their own kids has got to think this looks super lame.

@MrJugoG4life There was a silencer on the MP5 in Far Cry 2 that you could not detach. If the silencer cannot be removed / added then it's not weapon customization. There may be two Kimbers, but let's hope you can hot swap the silencer (they screw on / off in rl btw Ubisoft if you're reading this.)

Too bad Black Mesa will never be completed. Half-Life is to HALO as a PhD is to 6th grade graduation.

Metro 2033 was awesome but the pacing was a bit off and was too linear. If we could marry Metro 2033's graphics and quality with STALKER's open world and better weapons....ah the possibilities.

@Sticker704 or start it ;)

@IronJon2 thrrrpppt

I like how he says the game forces you to use cover because they didn't want generic run and gun gameplay. Epic fail dude.

Also, the giant X's that appear when you shoot someone detract from the realism and satisfaction of red mist.