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I staple Huntails on my penis.

In which if my team was the Rebel Alliance, RageAuteur would be the droids.

She may be short and skinny, but she's strong; Her first baby came out sideways and she didn't scream or nothin'.

Also, WMG says I can't use "Cat ...

I made a thing I guess.

I will defeat you, Beelzeboss; I know your weakness.. my master balls!

More like "Some Bourbon" Knights, because that's what you're gonna need to get through it! *rimshot*

Official That Guy With the Glasses Quality ch...

In which I... what the fuck has it been, like, two months?

Also kind of like a subliminal advertisement for Ocarina of Time 3D I guess.

I fear for my sanity.

during church lock in me and molly went against each other she beat me :(

Fuck you, IGN, Stunfisk kicks all the ass. All of it.

In my mind, a perfect metagame is one in which shit like this is constantly happening. Also, Eviolite Chansey -- holy shit, I think I'm in love.

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I'm sorry! I made another video of me doing nothing... I dance around for the first five minutes hahaha. I'm not the best multitasker. Episode 3 wi...

I actually got a bit done in this video! :) feedback appreciated as always. Tell me if the audio is better is this one.

Like, comment, & subscribe :D

Another song i put together for fun. please give feedback :) Once again, not trying to be extraordinary

Just a few beats and rhythms i put together with mixcraft. Not meant to be anything extraordinary. Any tips would be appreciated :)

In which I become unsure of my own commentary toward the end and occasionally lapse into my Billy Quizboy impression!

Current roster:

Treecko - As...

In which I unintentionally talk about metagaming mechanics for too long!

Current roster:

Treecko - Asstree

Calm Nature lv. 10

- Pound

- Leer

- Absorb

Bear joke.

In which I discover the dangers of drinking a soda immediately before talking fast for ten minutes!

music: Of Montreal - "A Sentence of Sorts in K...

In which I straight up lie to you about the resolution of my video! Sorry about that, I didn't realize until after I recorded the commentary that m...

In which there is not enough church in my state.

music: Elbow - "Grounds for Divorce"

You'd think that this was the first we did this. You'd be wrong.

music: CAKE - "Sheep go to Heaven"

In which I have to commentate AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!

music: Backyard Tire Fire - "Brady"

Thanks to everyone involved.

not captured:

"Hat in the Cat" - Cradic + Me

"I'm Always Watching" - C.J.

"Americat" - Me

music: Pendulum - "Propane...

In which I learn just how indestructable fucking yoga instrutors are!

Current roster:

Grovyle - Asstree (male)

lv. 18 Calm Nature

- Rock Tomb

- Pu...

In which sometime beyond fantastic happens! Starting now, I think I may be switching to a Monday, Wednesday, Friday update schedule.

music: Bruce...

In which we begin our odyssey through only the finest Pokemon game: Emerald!

Current roster:

Treecko - Asstree (male)

Calm Nature

- Pound

- Leer

Added an audio to my combat footage, but it's a little blurry because i compressed it too fast trying to finish the video today. I apologize for th...

This is a new series i might try to start where i try to explain to a person who has never played minecraft how to survive their first night. Live! :D

I went back into the cave for my weapons, came out differently.

found some lava. lol. sorry for the background noise again, my sister was watching tv nearby and i didn't think it would pick it up. There won't be...

Hey guys, i cut the video for only the good parts. Enjoy! I get a record!! :D

also, i get my bow back :3

I'm gonna start naming my play world's videos in episode so there is a sequence. lol. Enjoy! Diamonds soon. :D

ps. i found my bow. :)

this is tour of my new creation. :D

hope you enjoy, hopefully this will go on the minecrafthub or something. :P

also if you think you have seen thi...

hey guys. short video about my new project and to welcome all the new subscribers. should have the INVedit video out soon. :)

my world for download...

Hey guys, this is a nice video about how to get and use INVedit. if you have any questions, feel free to ask. and as always, enjoy! :D

Here is the ...

The halloween update is out so i was just making a quick video about exploring the nether. i will probably have another one with fishing and the ne...

hey guys, it's nice to make a video again. I started a new world, and am not using inventory edit. and i am playing on easy. This is just kind of a...

hey guys! the first half of the video is a quick tour of my new house. then we go and explore a nature forest fire. :P

merry christmas if you see ...

just messing around guys. haha. got to have fun. :D

heys guys, quick update about the changes to my world. along with a mob spawner. enjoy. :D

hey guys! it's tec! with a guest. :D

he helped me change my house around for the better. nice additions. and much more fun to look at. :P

also if y...

hey guys! tec here and i wanted to upload a new video showing off all the changes! there is a squid. and dye. and cake! :D

also if you liked the gu...

hey guys, i play the pokemonz games. and this guy is god and a friend. so he owned me, and uploaded our video. the video is great.. so you should c...

hey guys, this is one of my good friends bassoon. you may remember him from the "how to MAYBE survive your first night in minecraft" episodes. lol....