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Art Flesh Gordon-An epicurean suggestion...
I fell THROUGH my roof!
Dr. Paul goes to Washington...
Cloaked ship in orbit around Mercury!
Black Friday LOSERS!!!!!!!
My two days on The Dark Knight Rises! NYC
Iran Hikers? There are safer places to hike!
Little Monsters are mad at me? So?
Zaphod Beeblebrox keeps spamming me!
The world needs to make Stone Soup...
Sex change operation KNOTMARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reclaiming my Italian heritage!
Can you please respect my belief of nonbelief?
Reptilians rule planet Earth? Proof please!
You DON''T live in a "free" country!
Facebook is now a port for The Mystery Ship!
The Soapbox of Capitano Giuseppe Zullo!
John Kerry gets HARD on Pakistan!
Obama/Osama approval hits 60 percent!
Little kids with MOHAWKS? Stupid look!
Bin Laden Bin Expensive! Three Trillion?
Osama killing was lawful so says the US.
Osama Bin killed AGAIN!
Great Depression 2011 is here.
Pizza & Beer! Food of the GODS!
Seven year old has surgery to avoid bullying?
Aliens are real and they will save the Earth.
Soft Children Brigade wants to BAN playing?
Fukushima is NOT news, BETTY WHITE is news!!
No Fly Zone=One BILLION dollars!
Gender Neutral Bible? Does YOUR god object?
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CaptainJoeZurlo
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Name:
Capitano Giuseppe Zullo
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Mystery Ship Productions presents voyages by Captain Joe Zurlo as he sails through the cosmic frontiers of the ever expanding WOPIVERSE! No remakes, sequels or TV show movies. Just imagination, creativity and balls the size of cantaloupes! I hope you enjoy my videos and your comments are always helpful. And if you like what you see, SUBSCRIBE!
About Me:
 
INVICTUS

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the CAPTAIN of my soul!

William Ernest Henley

"To sin by silence when we should protest
Makes cowards out of men. The human race
Has climbed on protest."

- Ella Wheeler Wilcox, I Protest, 1914


I also took the RED PILL!
Hometown:
The Wopiverse...
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Renaissance Man
Companies:
Mystery Ship Productions
Interests:
Traveling the globe, awesome films, brilliant books, my family, living life to the fullest, always learning, always growing, etc...
Movies:
Don't watch TV but I do own a few classic shows on DVD. Honeymooners, Red Dwarf, Father Ted, Fawlty Towers, The Mighty Boosh, Star Trek, Twilight Zone...
Music:
Classic rock...I'M GONNA HIT THE HIGHWAY LIKE A BATTERING RAM ON A SILVER BLACK PHANTOM BIKE!I also play bass guitar.
Books:
Too many to list but On The Road is my travel companion.
Channel Comments
artfleshgordon (4 days ago)
El Capitano!! Joe paves the way !! always has!! our time is coming bro!!
mahigo14 (2 weeks ago)
cool from chile we support dr. Ron Paul,is the real deal.
Pjaynes781 (1 month ago)
Merry Christmas and a Happy fucking new year to you Captain, been very busy in the studio, just livin, L I V I N, peace. Hey Captain, I wanta hear some more bass playin.
EverythingFilm (1 month ago)
Wicked channel. I'm definitely subscribing. Be sure to check mine out.
santinaansaldo (1 month ago)
stunning
Pjaynes781 (1 month ago)
Whats up Captain, been busy, I'm getting a new camera, I should have some new videos coming soon, happy Thanksgving and happy holidays to you to my bratha. Peace.
johnmicheal0 (2 months ago)
COOL
imercury (2 months ago)
Thanks my new friend maybe you would be interested in my new series Anarchist Child Custody I'm going to get paternal rights without the use of violence or force
TheValeterUK2 (2 months ago)
your welcome, have you subbed to my channel yet ?
PantherBrandon (2 months ago)
subscribed :)
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