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Big News

Captain Euchre is gone missing! Any information regarding his where-abouts should be forwarded to Ronin Force. Thank you.

- Lung Fish

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I was a mild mannered World Euchre Champion, until my partner was killed by mobsters looking to fix the 1997 World Series of Euchre. I was saved only after my Euchre card deck was accidentally hit by cosmic rays from space, giving the deck incredible powers.

Now, I fight injustice using this cosmic Euchre deck alongside my teammates on Ronin Force, of which I was a founding member.

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Influences:

Well...lets see. I've always felt a strange attraction to Superman...but then he wouldn't return my phone calls, so I egged his car.

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So there are 5 things I hate and can't stand even for a minute:

1) Major Faultline
2) People who don't like my name!
3) People who want to borrow my cards to play poker. Its a 24 card Euchre Deck...You Can't Play POKER with it!!
4) Do gooders of any kind! (That's what you call good guys when you're evil!)
5) Jail.

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Current Romantic Interest:

Well I've got this thing for Dyna-gal...but I kinda fucked it up (see Ep.6).

I thought I had a date with Dyna-gal... but... it didn't really work out the way I had planned. (see Ep. 25).

I took Dyna-gal's Roommate, Kim, to a wedding as my date... and one thing led to another and... well, we're getting married. (see Ep. 40)

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Current Personal Battle:

Turning evil. (see Ep. 45)

My Condo board. (see Ep. 45)

Uh... getting married? (Ep. 40 and onwards)

For a while I suffered from what can only be described as self-endued paranoia and agrophabia, brought on by a lack of vitamin D. (see Ep. 17 thru 23)




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Possible Identities for the Arc Welder!

- The Plumber(Ep.19;no longer suspect, Ep.21)
- Leopard Woman (see Ep.14)
- Major FaultLine (see Ep.14)
- Global Warming(see Ep.2)
- Indian Summer(see Ep.2)
- Celebrity Skin(see Ep.2)
- Space Ghost
- MMask
- The Gremlin
- GoldenTusk
- TheEvilJuergen
- Lex Luthor (I wish!)
- Me!?
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