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Illiteracy,

Illiteracy everywhere.

@irish89055 "The joke hit us, Captain, but shields are holding. All decks report minimal laughter."

Best episode of Full Metal Jousting ever.

@PokeBossHD Dude, can't handle it?

I love Ghost Adventures and all, but it's little things like the bird cage that fell in the attic being in a different position when it fell than when they were doing the day-time walkthrough that make me sad, as it contaminates any evidence that they have. Makes it look staged and faked.

@realica87 Inch worm.

@adamo3milanello Probably a ton of brambles and thorns in those woods. I'm surprised she's only got one, but it's pretty hardcore looking since it's on her bowing arm.

@PrisonFaces I think every place one types is a chance to not look like a flaming retard with no grasp of basic grammar and spelling.

@Lovelyrisa97 No. No, it's not.

@CaptainDarius then listen to the voice of the camera man/other guy in the room. You can also see my reflection in the elevator window in Rollin' and Trollin'. And so you know, it was my idea to do the Independence Day speech. I had the most fun with Chris by using him to troll other trolls.

at 0:55, the Blood Raven and squad heraldry are on the wrong shoulders.

Why are Space Marines always depicted as being from the 2nd Company? Between the table-top game, the Ultramarine movie, and Space Marine, the 2nd Company has three different captains.

Talks about Tyranids, but fight Orkz inst...

@lpiedra12 Actually, that was probably Zak or the kid wearing a long black coat with tons of unnecessary buckles. Black shows up white in IR low-light cameras.

@DrNightbringer I suppose. Just some are less retarded than others.

At what point did leaning from side-to-side and wiping grease from your head become a dance? Just seems like something black people do when they've finished eating at KFC.

lol @ green deathwing, tau killing assault termies in CC, tau sucking at shooting, and lightning claws being blocked by a simple knife when they can effortlessly slice through the thickest of armors.

Someone's been playing Firewarrior again, haven't they?

@jckulewsky youtube.com/watch?v=u-14bpG1LGU Seriosuly, watch this.

@CaptainDarius p.s. My favorite song to play on my bass guitar has always been "I'm getting out of prison today."

I love how "Rocky Road to Dublin" is playing in the background.

@manmaas They're asian.

Anyone else notice that Kristof and his technologically impaired companion are the only people at this event?

"They're rocking the hobbits to Isengard!"

Wow, they really don't want Kim Il-Sun to run that country.

@lifeishooey I'd expect that, considering I'm not Jewish. But then, neither are Christians. Realize, however, that calling Yahweh "God" is what one does to show respect. Leaving out the vowel from "God" is just being stupid. Explain how it shows any respect at all.

@Linklex7 Try Google.

@supercooper92 Notice how the first two blaster shots on the downed AT-AT don't do anything, but the one shot on its soft un-armored neck blow it sky-high? That's because the ARMOR was too strong for blasters. Shoot someplace with no armor and kablooey. It's not rocket surgery, you know.

@Migratoryprimate The term "cracker", often used by african-americans to describe a person of anglo-european descent, is short for "Whip Cracker", who was the over-seer of the slaves on a plantation, and held a position of superiority over the african population. So whenever someone of african de...

It's amazing how dark the video is, even though they clearly used a flash while making it.

326 Bothans died to bring us this video.

@FeminaDeaLuna which is interesting considering the fat aspie in the video who thinks he's some kinda of ninja super hero. Youtube was not "made for mature kids", it was made to make money.

Who the hell gave Homestar Runner a sword!?

@unclebobpart3 U MAD, BRO?