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Fanny Farts Part Deux CaptainCommode666 1,481 views Having eaten a large meal, Fanny Commode empties her asshole all over the freshly washed bed sheets.
Enema Booby Trap (PART 2) CaptainCommode666 927 views Turn your speakers up, Up, UP! Poor Fanny doesn't know Cornelius hid a recorder in the bathroom just behind the toilet. It takes a few minutes to really hear her bowels ...
Enema Booby Trap (PART 1) CaptainCommode666 866 views After getting an Enema, Fanny rushes to the Commode only to find Cornelius has booby trapped the steps with a few large objects. However, part 2 gets even more interesting...
Bouncing Fanny CaptainCommode666 116 views A drunken Fanny Commode finds amusement while bouncing on her exercise ball late at night in the bar area.
Fanny tells of women. CaptainCommode666 189 views At the Firefly Grille, Fanny tells why she gets fussy and bitchy...
Cookin' In Ice CaptainCommode666 45 views During an early wintry mix in late November of 2010, Fanny makes Cornelius grill steaks while she relaxes. Unbeknownst to her, I filmed her domineering, lazy ways and caug...
Fanny shakes the Fanny CaptainCommode666 156 views Drunk at a bar, Fanny cant control herself from getting into the groove from the juke box
Having no shame, Fanny sharts the bed CaptainCommode666 863 views Laying in bed one morning, Fanny builds up some ass gas and promptly farts on command for the camera.
Fanny Farts CaptainCommode666 16,027 views Cruising the countryside one afternoon in late September, 2010, Fanny lets one rip that echoes through all of Illinois.
Fanny cant stop laughing at Cracker Barrel. CaptainCommode666 164 views Fanny decides to let Cornelius video tape her at Cracker Barrel and he turns the tables and gets her to laugh like a rabid Hyena.

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Feb 5, 2012

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I'm a man with a plan. I can do things that others only dream about. I built the Great Wall of China while reading Paradise Lost in Swahili to a group of Benedictine Monks. I have been known to accompany terrorists into tourists traps and take tourists on a bus ride into downtown Iraq. I have built the better mouse trap. Donald Trump never fired me. Not only can I put a man on the moon, I can also *insert failed item of yours here.* I have brought many a clitorized woman to orgasm. Multiple to boot. I live on the Lost Continent of Atlantis and vacation with Amelia Earhart and D.B. Cooper. We are tight. I know the names of all of the unknown soldiers. I fired once in Texas in 1963. I just had a gun that shot two bullets in 5 second intervals with pinpoint accuracy simply because I designed it. I can win Connect Four in three moves. Its not Digornio, its Disgusting. I developed a light switch to turn off the Northern Lights. I can stop on a dime and turn on a penny while giving a quarter of a nickel to 50 cent for a dollar. I have been known to eat pussy while reciting the alphabet backwards in pig Latin in clear, coherent Japanese. I can build metal detectors that find box cutters. Ive located the G Spot. I met M.C. Hammer and indeed "touched it." Right Said Fred took one look at me and instantly imploded. I can do the Macarena while Limboing under half of a toothpick all while wearing one wheeled roller skates. I can pilot an old 1941 Zeppelin while working the controls of a radio controlled helicopter as I ride an exercise bike and crochet a mink coat. I eat Martini's and drink my spaghetti. I can sport wood while I bend metal with my mind. I sank the Titanic while raising a barn. I can bring constipated people to euphoria while bringing hippies into an anarchistic rage by simply yawning. I taught a two toed sloth how to play piano while winning a three legged race with a jellyfish as my teammate. Carmen SanDiego has always been in Duluth, Minnesota. We are pen pals. I can find Waldo while deciphering hieroglyphics to the deaf. I once won a pogo stick contest where I bounced on a trampoline that was on the back of a canoe being manned by an angry gorilla who was paddling upstream on the Amazon River and when I awoke, I had went back in time. I choked Linda Lovelace while giving the heimlich maneuver to Terri Schiavo. I farted at the dinner table during the last supper. When captured by Romans, after many failed attempts to nail me to a cross, I broke out a soldering gun and mig welder and fixed the problem for them. When I rob banks, I wear nylons on my legs and cover my face with a pair of Levis. I broke the horn off of a unicorn and used it to puncture the hull of Noah's Ark. When I order dollar drafts I only get charged half price while eating a full course meal. Fearing death when building the worlds first airplane, I provided the Wright Brothers with Jet Packs and parachutes to provide better safety. I drowned Aquaman and extinguished the Human Torch while winning a game of Thats Incredible against the Average Hulk. I have been to the end of the universe during my fifteenth black hole escape. I use run on sentences when I walk on by fruit stands owned by vegetables. I provide Air Conditioning to Eskimoes while installing furnaces in Hell. I have given Chess tips to Bobby Fischer while beating Billy Mitchell at Donkey Kong during a game of Tic Tac Toe where I defeated God. I have had people pay me to win their auctions on ebay. I single handily taught the three musketeers to texas two step on fifth avenue while drinking a six pack of Seagrams 7. I never turn back my clocks. I coached the Miracle on Ice team to Olympic Gold while bronzing a silver bullet that I used to kill a vampire who mummified a werewolf. My claim to fame is pointing out constellations to blind people while starring in soap operas of women I bathed in Epsom salt that I also used to pepper my sugarless gum. Yep, thats me in a nutshell.